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How Elon Musk Would Change Every Hasbro IP

R. Anthony Mahan • December 6, 2024

Brilliant industrialist and Shadow President-elect Elon Musk has recently suggested buying Hasbro, because this selfless hero has dedicated himself to…

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Studio Begins Animated Remake of Beloved Live-Action Retelling of Cherished Animated Classic

Dan Katz • December 5, 2024

HOLLYWOOD — A major movie studio has confirmed that production has begun on an animated remake of a beloved live-action…

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Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present & Future Debut Radical New Strategy

Matt Fresh • December 5, 2024

NEW YORK — In a shocking development, after hundreds of years spent haunting individuals into good behavior the Ghosts of…

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BREAKING: Nintendo Announces They Have Lost Shigeru Miyamoto Inside Super Nintendo World

B.D. • December 4, 2024

OSAKA, Japan — Following the recent reveal of Super Nintendo World's Donkey Kong Country expansion, Nintendo has issued a statement…

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Thanksgiving Saved From Racist Tirade After Cousin Mentions Yellowstone

Matt Fresh • November 29, 2024

CLEVELAND — The Clark family’s Thanksgiving dinner was rescued from a potential racist tirade by family patriarch Phillip after the…

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Red One Review: I Actually Watched a Different Dwayne Johnson Film

Tyler Pehringer • November 27, 2024

Like all of you, I can't get enough Dwayne Johnson. It's always fun to go to the theater and see…

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Our Top Picks to Be the New Voice of Milhouse

Hard Drive Staff • November 26, 2024

This past Sunday, the world witnessed voice actress Pamela Hayden’s final performance as Milhouse Van Houten. After thirty-five years of…

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New Study Reveals Marvel Movies Just Video Games You Can’t Play

Kyle Donley • November 26, 2024

GAITHERSBURG, Md. — Local GameStop employee Aaron Hubbard has been the subject of much controversy after publishing a groundbreaking study…

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Fleeing Americans Excited to Explore Better Netflix Libraries

Garry Kerls • November 24, 2024

COPENHAGEN — American progressives following through on drunken election night declarations that they would leave the country report that they are…

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Batman Ordered to Return to Office

Kyle Duggan • November 17, 2024

GOTHAM CITY — The controversial vigilante known only as the Batman has been ordered to return to the office at…

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