Pat Cavanaugh
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CHICAGO — Cinephile Brad Reznik attended a showing of Tenet, despite dangers associated with the COVID-19 pandemic, for the opportunity…
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Andy Holt
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HIGHER REALM — Overcome with wrath and scorn, the ruler of the universe has reportedly taken the next step toward…
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James Webster
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LONDON — Best-selling author JK Rowling announced today that her new novel Troubled Blood will be published anonymously, written entirely…
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Owen Crowlie
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LONDON — Transgressive writer J.K Rowling has astonished audiences with her new book Troubled Blood, featuring herself as the story’s…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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LONDON — Harry Potter author JK Rowling has announced that her next novel, about a cisgender man who dresses as…
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NEW YORK — CBS Studios has reportedly hired aspiring television writer Taylor Johnson, 28, to jiggle the ethernet cable or…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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BURBANK, Calif. — Disney has announced a new $50 print-out of 1998 Mulan character Mushu available to Disney+ subscribers to…
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Brandon Puff
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WASHINGTON — Documents leaked by an anonymous whistleblower show that President Donald Trump attempted to hire Bugs Bunny for the…
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Hard Drive Staff
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NEW YORK — Wasting no time following the untimely death of Chadwick Boseman to make the tragedy about themselves, frequent…
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Henry Ewins
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SANTA MONICA, Calif. — As part of its latest anti-review bombing measures, review aggregator Metacritic replaced both its Metascore and…
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