Wrinkly Kong Wishes They Would Just Call Her “Grandma” or Something
DONKEY KONG ISLAND — Kong Family matriarch Wrinkly Kong expressed her desire this week for her family to retire her…
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New ‘Spider-Man: No Way Home’ Trailer Reveals That It’s Approved for All Audiences by the Motion Picture Association of America, Inc.
LOS ANGELES — The latest trailer for Marvel’s upcoming Spider-Man: No Way Home has revealed a bombshell new development for…
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What ‘The Eternals’ Post-Credits Scene Means for Me, Someone Who Really Has to Pee
By now, Marvel fans are accustomed to sticking around long after the credits roll, as any seasoned MCU-head knows the…
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Untitled Goose Game Village Still at 0% Vaccinated
UNTITLED VILLAGE — As vaccination rates continue to climb nationwide due to expanded eligibility and availability, local vaccination numbers have…
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We Convinced Martin Scorsese the Skrulls Were a Metaphor for Italians and Now He’s Really Into Marvel
The great Martin Scorsese-Marvel feud has come to a close. After weeks of controversy amongst both the Marvel and film…
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‘Breaking Bad’ Movie to Pick Up Right Where College Boyfriend’s Description of Show Left Off
CROTON-ON-HUDSON, N.Y. — Netflix just dropped the first full-length trailer for El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie, a sequel film…
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Marvel Allowed Weekend and Holiday Visitation With Tom Holland
LOS ANGELES — In a controversial move, Sony Pictures and Marvel Studios announced today the termination of their contract allowing…
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Farfetch’d Unsure How Much Longer He Can Convince People He’s a Pokemon and Not Just a Duck Holding a Leek
TALL GRASS, RT 39 — Farfetch’d confided to reporters this week that he is unsure how much longer he can…
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Nintendo Rebrands Original Game Boy as ‘Game Boy Thicc’
KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo president Tatsumi Kimishima announced today that Nintendo would be bringing back their beloved original Game Boy…
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