Tyler Simpson, Author at Hard Drive

December 8, 2023

“I wish that webhead had just left me to die.”, Matthew Dobbins proclaimed from his hospital bed.

November 13, 2023

After getting a taste of that sweet sweet movie tie-in cashola with the Mario movie, Nintendo has decided to sell…

December 21, 2022

WASHINGTON — The Federal Bureau of Investigation has broadened its search for missing person Ken Craigson by including the popular…

August 22, 2022

Every day it seems like there’s either a new streaming service or one of the few you’re subscribed to are…

July 1, 2022

Hello Elden Ring, I’m writing to you because I see that you’ve been patching yourself quite a bit lately. You’ve…

June 12, 2022

HEAVEN — After over 810 years, God responded to medieval peasant Millicent Gascoigne’s prayer pleading for Him to relieve her…

June 7, 2022

BERKELEY, Calif. — A new study from the University of California, Berkeley has revealed that a majority of Americans think…

May 27, 2022

SANTA MONICA, Calif. — During a monthly financial meeting, Activision Blizzard announced that its legal team had posted its most…

March 7, 2022

BOZEMAN, Mont. — Archaeologists have discovered the remains of an ancient Jurassic Park film that proves that the franchise used…

January 16, 2022

TOKYO — In an interview about his upcoming game Elden Ring, Hidetaka Miyazaki revealed that all the swamp levels in…