HYRULE — Concerned Kakariko Village parents began to petition city officials to fence off a local chasm when a third…
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SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Video game publisher Activision has announced “Cabela’s Big Game Hunter: Endangered Species Edition” for high-ranking business…
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EARTHREALM — Powerful sorcerer and host of Mortal Kombat Shang Tsung found himself experiencing digestive irritation following his absorption of…
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PACIFIC OCEAN — Video game protagonist Ecco the Dolphin had his adventure cut short when he found himself snagged in…
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ARKHANGELSK, USSR — Soldier Iakov Makarov expressed confusion at his order to stand guard in a men’s room stall on…
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KYOTO, Japan – Multinational video game company Nintendo has officially changed the name of Nintendo Entertainment System, or NES, to…
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MINNEAPOLIS — A Rule 34 image portraying notable platformer icon Kirby vastly underestimated his presumed capabilities in performing fellatio, disappointed…
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WINTHROP HARBOR, Ill. — Local conservative video game enthusiast Kyle Sturver found himself arguing for the supposed merits of “Wolfenstein”…
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WICHITA, Kan. — Calls for me to hurry the fuck up and choose my weapon were heightened amidst reports that…
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HYRULE — Local resident and certified ophthalmologist Tarrin has no openings for the foreseeable future due to an influx of…
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