WASHINGTON — A shocking new investigation into U.S. military spending has revealed that the Pentagon is still pouring billions of…
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PAWTUCKET, R.I. — Hasbro announced the next installment of the beloved board game Monopoly with the commemorative Monopoly: Monopoly Edition.…
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UNKNOWN — The hacker collective known as Anonymous has hacked into a government database in order to retrieve the passwords…
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — In an attempt to save himself from certain death by walking directly off a platform, a local…
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LANSING, Mich. — Due to her familiarity with the visual indicators that a major boss battle was about to unfold,…
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BEAVERTON, Ore. — Friends and family of Magic: The Gathering enthusiast Gabe Roberts have said that the once-casual player has…
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SIOUX CITY, Iowa — Furries in Iowa planning a day of revelry, debauchery, and good times were shocked to learn…
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HARTFORD, Conn. — Local deviant fetishist Jacob Hornstein has admitted that he finds sick pleasure in watching someone else play…
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NEW YORK — Local Magic: the Gathering player George Plott told friends that he possesses a new deck with a…
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KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced in a press conference today that the new Luigi Amiibo doubles as a fully functioning…
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