NIGHT CITY — A guy that recently joined the Aldecaldos is starting to suspect that nobody has a consistent idea…
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LOS ANGELES — Sources have confirmed that no matter what he does, Leonardo DiCaprio’s Pokémon generally stop obeying him at…
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THE WASTELAND — Local rogue protagonist and dystopian wasteland resident Gunner Mayhew reportedly had an epiphany Friday when he was…
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FRESNO, Calif — Tragic news struck the nation today as the last-remaining ’90s kid, Robert Jayner, finally succumbed to the…
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UNDISCLOSED CENTRAL AMERICAN LOCATION — The real life Spy Kids, who inspired a popular series of films loosely based on…
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NEW YORK — A local fantasy writer has reported that he is all out of ideas as well as money,…
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CERULEAN CITY — Parents of local fisherman trainer Benny Crimson reportedly panicked after trying to flush their son’s Gyrados down…
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THE VILLAGE — A local item shop is reportedly selling a hat that will make whoever’s wearing it jump really,…
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MADISON, Wisc. — The events of a local Dungeons & Dragons game have falsely duped a local player into thinking…
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DAYTON, Ohio — A pastor at a megachurch told his congregation that God wants them to personally buy him a…
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