Gamers Massacred After Geoff Keighley Premieres Weyland-Yutani Experiment
COLOGNE, Germany — Geoff Keighley shocked the gaming world at Gamescom Opening Night Live as the host revealed he had a…
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RFK Jr Revealed to be Elaborate Kojima Marketing Bit
WASHINGTON — In a shocking, albeit not that surprising in hindsight, turn of events, independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy…
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New Study Confirms Falling Birth Rate Directly Caused by Atreus
BETHESDA, Md. — A new study by the National Institutes of Health has confirmed that the decline of global birth…
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Boxing Gold Medalist Wrongly Accused of Having Unfair Advantage
PARIS — Controversy has overtaken the world of Olympic Boxing as recent Gold Medal winner Matt is facing harassment after…
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Immersive eSports Experience Lets Gamers Have Slurs Yelled Right in Their Face
BURBANK, Calif. — An all new completely immersive eSports experience will allow gamers the chance to have slurs yelled directly…
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RFK Jr. Reveals He Killed Banjo & Kazooie, Dumped Bodies at Microsoft
WASHINGTON — In a bizarre video posted to Twitter, Robert Kennedy Jr. has admitted that he is the one who killed…
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Delusional Gamer Thinks He’s Making a Dent in Backlog as He Begins 80 Hour RPG
TORONTO — Local gamer Chase Simpson has erroneously claimed to be making a dent in his enormous backlog after he…
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Twisters Review: Why Did This Guy Sit Next to Me?
“A tornado rating, it's not based on size or wind speed – it's based on damage”. These are words spoken…
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Out of Breath Gamer Demands Stairs Be Nerfed
NEW YORK — Local gamer Ashton Keith is demanding that stairs be nerfed after he was once again left completely…
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Gamer’s Way of Life Threatened by Mechanic They Don’t Have to Engage With
PHOENIX — Local gamer Gordon Bailey has begun reaching out to the gaming community for help after his way of…
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