Matt Fresh, Author at Hard Drive

January 16, 2025

Nintendo has officially announced the Nintendo Switch 2. While the announcement had essentially no details whatsoever other than what it…

January 8, 2025

TORONTO — Despite not being able to afford to go to therapy, local depressed man Patrick Cole’s friends have confirmed…

January 2, 2025

CHICAGO — Marvel Rivals player Jerry Parker has been putting up insane numbers as a healer in an futile attempt…

January 1, 2025

CHICAGO — Recovering Diablo addict Samuel Ross, who just recently completed his 12 Step program, has reportedly fallen off the…

December 31, 2024

Jimmy Carter, best known for being the only US President who will ever see heaven, has passed away at the…

December 19, 2024

CHARLOTTESVILLE, N.C. — Local right-wing gamer Kevin Thompson, known in online circles as “TheReichStuff88”, has taken to social media to…

December 11, 2024

ALTOONA, Pa. — The McDonald’s employee who is suspected of ratting out the killer of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson…

December 6, 2024

CHICAGO — A recent screening of the new hit film Wicked was disturbed when an unruly and inconsiderate patron rudely…

December 5, 2024

NEW YORK — In a shocking development, after hundreds of years spent haunting individuals into good behavior the Ghosts of…

November 29, 2024

CLEVELAND — The Clark family’s Thanksgiving dinner was rescued from a potential racist tirade by family patriarch Phillip after the…