Sly Cooper Joins Bungie Art Department
BELLEVUE, Wash. — Formerly unemployed master thief Sly Cooper has landed a new job. Bungie has confirmed that raccoon will…
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Variety Denies Journalism Accusations
LOS ANGELES — Trade magazine Variety is in hot water with film studio executives after allegations of journalism were levied…
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GameStop Trades-In Game Informer for $3 Credit
MINNEAPOLIS — In a shocking development, defunct gaming publication Game Informer is being brought back after GameStop traded it in…
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David Zaslav Invites Bugs Bunny to Be “Made Man”
HOLLYWOOD — Warner Bros. CEO David Zaslav announced earlier today that he had recently invited Bugs Bunny to become a…
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Rising Content Creator Can’t Wait to Start Inappropriately Messaging Female Viewers
DES MOINES, Iowa — Local content creator Seth Baskin, known online as “PikminPNG” is bursting onto the scene and he…
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Dr. Evil Buys Austin Powers Film Rights
HOLLYWOOD — In a shocking development, CEO of Virtucon Dr. Evil has acquired the film rights to Austin Powers with…
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Duolingo Owl Sent to Internment Camp For Teaching Americans Non-English Languages
GUANTANAMO BAY — The Trump Administration announced in a press conference today that Duo the Owl is being sent to…
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For No Reason in Particular Here’s a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis
The Nazis are the most despicable scum to ever walk the face of the earth. Thankfully they were defeated in…
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TikTok Ban Lasts Slightly Longer Than Average User’s Attention Span
WASHINGTON — The United States government's ban on the social media platform TikTok has officially ended. Affecting around 170 million…
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