Final Fantasy 7 Coming to Skyrim November 24, 2018 Bethesda announced today that 1997’s legendary roleplaying title Final Fantasy 7 will be available inside of all versions of The… Read More →
Playstation Mini Version of Metal Gear Solid Features Psycho Mantis Commenting on Your Wi-fi Network’s Browser History November 22, 2018 An early hands on experience with the upcoming Playstation Classic has revealed a change to one of the system’s most… Read More →
Mall GameStop to Start Charging for Daycare November 20, 2018 SOUTH BEND, Ind. — An increasingly deserted GameStop store inside the local University Park Mall has unveiled an innovative strategy… Read More →
Retro Collection Features the One You Want and The 23 You’ll Never Play November 14, 2018 TOLEDO, Ohio — Early reviews from several sources have confirmed that the SNK 40th Anniversary Collection, released this week for… Read More →
It’s Time to Cast a Black Stan Lee November 12, 2018 Stan Lee tragically passed today at the age of 95. He leaves behind as rich a legacy as anyone will… Read More →
Horrified Suburbanite Receives Invitation to Mortal Kombat by Accident November 11, 2018 EARTHREALM — Local divorcee Jon Edward Cage allegedly received an invitation to the infamous Mortal Kombat tournament held in the… Read More →
Dwayne Johnson to Play Stack of Pogs in Upcoming Film November 8, 2018 LOS ANGELES — Superstar Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has confirmed months of online rumors by revealing that he will produce… Read More →
Steam Flash Sale to PayPal You a Buck If You Download ‘Trine’ October 30, 2018 Popular software distribution platform Steam has announced one of its most innovative flash sales to date. This weekend only, users… Read More →
MGM Announces Plans to Reboot RoboCop Every Few Years Until You Die October 29, 2018 LOS ANGELES — Several months after revealing that filmmaker Neill Blomkamp was working on a reboot of RoboCop to be… Read More →
Guy Who Doesn’t Have $60 Right Now Boycotting Red Dead Redemption Over Rockstar’s Treatment of Employees October 26, 2018 TUCSON, Ariz. — Local gamer Pierce Roderick recently expressed his opinion that there’s “absolutely no way,” he would spend $60… Read More →