Gamer Asks for Longer Haircut at Barber June 3, 2019 GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — Avid gamer Lyle Avett grew vocally frustrated earlier this afternoon after he was informed by a… Read More →
Dozens of Teenage Bodies Still Litter Nickelodeon’s Aggro Crag June 1, 2019 ORLANDO, Fla. — Several recent rallies have drawn attention to the number of deserted bodies reportedly still on the Aggro… Read More →
Gamer Who Skipped First Cutscene Pissed He Can’t Follow Game’s Story May 26, 2019 ORO VALLEY, Ariz. — Gary Pendleton has reportedly grown furious at his inability to follow the narrative story of a… Read More →
Riddler Tricks Batman Into Attending His Open Mic Set May 25, 2019 GOTHAM — The Caped Crusader has once again successfully interpreted The Riddler’s esoteric clues and thwarted his latest caper, a… Read More →
Camp Crystal Lake Closes After Seven Disastrous Summers May 6, 2019 CRYSTAL LAKE, N.J. — After over a half a decade of calamity and a body count in the triple digits,… Read More →
OPINION: It’s Called a Die May 2, 2019 Hey wait a minute, why is this labelled as an opinion piece? It absolutely is called a die. This is… Read More →
Mueller Report Post-Credits Scene EXPLAINED March 25, 2019 Coming off of a blockbuster opening weekend, The Mueller Report continues to dominate the conversation on social media and around… Read More →
Tinder Releases Official Tier List March 16, 2019 LOS ANGELES — Tinder shocked the dating community with an official tier list released today, which places the application’s estimated… Read More →
Uh Oh: Scrabble Opponent Knows the Weird Words March 4, 2019 AMARILLO, Texas — An unassuming Scrabble game played with a relative’s new boyfriend reportedly led Jimmy Bachelor to a horrifying… Read More →
PlayStation Classic Marked Down to Whatever You Have in Your Pocket February 23, 2019 NEW YORK — Sony has announced another price change to its underperforming PlayStation Classic console, lowering the price to whatever… Read More →