RANKED: All 5 MCU Villains We Can Remember August 15, 2019 Spider-Man:Far From Home is the 23rd film in Marvel’s Cinematic Universe. With all of those movies to think about, we… Read More →
160 Million Americans Added to Suspected Terrorist List August 6, 2019 WASHINGTON — The United States government has added the over 160 million Americans that play video games to a growing… Read More →
Mark Hamill Cosplayer Spends Entire Convention on Twitter July 20, 2019 SAN DIEGO — A devoted Mark Hamill impersonator has reportedly spent the entirety of this weekend’s San Diego Comic Con… Read More →
Free Game Somehow a Rip-Off July 15, 2019 SAN FRANCISCO — An unsolicited online review has put forth the controversial opinion that a game which required no monetary… Read More →
Man Builds PC Tower to Heaven June 28, 2019 ATLANTA — Having lost his previous gaming PC to a flood, Ned Myers has constructed a much bigger and more… Read More →
Hulu Announces New Prank Show Featuring Millie Bobby Brown Slashing Tires in Thrift Store Parking Lots June 19, 2019 LOS ANGELES — Following a similar announcement from their primary competitors, Hulu has revealed a new reality prank show called… Read More →
New Snapchat Filter Shows What You’d Look Like Without Crippling Student Loan Debt June 16, 2019 SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Following the success of a recent filter that showed users what they would look like as… Read More →
Eldest Son Incurs Late Father’s Steam Backlog June 13, 2019 BUFFALO, N.Y. — The unveiling of recently deceased Gerald Duncan’s will has revealed that his entire Steam backlog will be… Read More →
Pizza Guy Who Hasn’t Been Asked to Chuck a Pie in the Sewer for a While Starting to Worry About the Ninja Turtles June 11, 2019 NEW YORK — Long time Domino’s delivery driver Antonio Esposito is reportedly concerned over the wellbeing of the Teenage Mutant… Read More →
Vince McMahon Breaks ‘No Blood’ Rule to Count Saudi Money June 7, 2019 SAUDI ARABIA — World Wrestling Entertainment CEO Vince McMahon has made a rare exception to the rule banning blood from… Read More →