Jackie Chan Fan Immediately Regrets Throwing Ladder at His Idol
LOS ANGELES — An unfortunate situation occurred today, as self described Jackie Chan “superfan” Dalton Carvey chucked a ladder at…
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Price of Barrel With Diddy Kong Stuffed Inside Reaches All Time Low
DONKEY KONG ISLAND — The price of a wooden barrel containing Diddy Kong, beloved friend and sidekick of Donkey Kong,…
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Gamer Nostalgic for Earlier Today
TUCSON, Ariz. — A local gamer has released a statement outlining how much he pines for the simpler, purer era…
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Rich Man Has Idea for Documentary About Himself
LOS ANGELES — Tony Yucker, an entrepreneur, influencer, and heir to the massive Yucker fortune, has added filmmaking to his…
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2020 Delayed Until Early 2021
NEW YORK — Several CEOs of prominent video game companies held a joint press conference today, announcing that the entire…
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Refurbished Joy Con Won’t Stop Talking About Its Trip to San Francisco
AKRON, Ohio — A joy con that was recently mailed back from San Francisco after having some drift issues repaired…
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Man Dead After Being Shot in Ankle Nine Times
THE CITY — A hired goon taking cover behind a crate made a fatal error and left his ankle exposed,…
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UFC to Introduce Items
LAS VEGAS — UFC president Dana White has announced that certain matches put on by the mixed martial arts promotion…
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We Broke Down the PlayStation 5 Prototype and Did Our Best to Put it Back Together Before Sony Came Back
There is no more feverish time in the world of video games than the dawn of a new generation of…
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We Asked Kirby Why He Doesn’t Just Turn Into Endangered Species and Fuck Them
DREAM LAND — A recent sit down interview with Nintendo superstar Kirby revealed some insights into a decades long career…
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