Louie Aronowitz, Author at Hard Drive

March 30, 2023

LOS ANGELES — Producers of the upcoming film about Tetris have opted to delay the release until a line piece…

June 30, 2022

HYRULE — The mysterious old man near Link’s spawn location in Hyrule has been hit by the shortage in magical…

February 7, 2020

MONTREAL — Representatives from Brazzers have confirmed that their highly anticipated nine-part pornographic Star Wars parody series will modify the…

July 17, 2019

MUNICH — Tourist Rich Stanton, who recently awakened in a lab in Germany as the front of a human centipede,…

February 12, 2019

LOS ANGELES — Tom Cruise released a statement today, after much speculation, confirming he would be running in the year…

September 5, 2018

WASHINGTON — Democratic leaders have brought in Scott Rogowsky, host of HQ Trivia, to aid in the filibuster of Supreme…

August 15, 2018

NEW YORK — New reports are coming in that reveal that you, as a result of reading this very article…

November 21, 2017

SCARSDALE, N.Y. — Guests in attendance at Dan and Beth Miller’s Star Wars themed wedding were outraged to find it…

August 31, 2017

LOS ANGELES — A leaked script of the just announced The Lord Of The Flies reboot revealed that, despite starring…