Man Awake At 2 a.m. Worrying If Window for Gex Reboot Has Closed
CLEVELAND — Local man Roger Breeding awoke in a cold sweat last night, unable to sleep after wondering if the…
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Street Sign Trampled by DDR Fan
NEW YORK — A directional street sign that had fallen to the ground was spotted and absolutely trampled by a…
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RED ALERT: The Instagram Ads Have Figured Out You Have Depression
As social media algorithms grow more large and complex, they begin to learn and adapt to users more effectively. While…
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Report: God Saw Everything You Did to Your Sims
SAN FRANCISCO — An outraged God descended upon the Earth today, and among other things announced that He saw every…
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Gaming Chair Comes With Seatbelt
SAN FRANCISCO — A new gaming chair reportedly comes with a seat belt to strap yourself in for a fully…
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FDA Approves New Drug for Treatment of Kids Who Run Around at Recess Pretending to Be Sonic
SILVER SPRING, Md. — The FDA has approved a radical new drug to treat the condition that makes some little…
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Gaming Convention Lets Fans Try Out This Year’s New Diseases Before Anyone Else
NEW YORK — A yearly gaming convention has drawn gamers from all over the world that are excited to try…
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Big Revelation Incoming: This JRPG Character Just Walked Up to a Pointy Cliff
THE FOOTHILLS OF AMENHYRST PEAK — A character in the JRPG game Jewel Blood: The Bewitching has reportedly wandered over…
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Clever Ninja Warrior Contestant Wins Instantly After Finding Trophy Hidden to the Left of Starting Area
LOS ANGELES — A contestant on the popular athletic obstacle course based game show American Ninja Warrior has cleverly subverted…
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‘The Wizard of Oz’ Digital Remaster Finally Adds Dead Actor Swinging From Tree in Background
LOS ANGELES — A new digital remaster of The Wizard of Oz has finally digitally added the dead actor swinging…
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