Everyone understands that video games do not accurately portray reality. In real life, eating a flower won’t let you throw…
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MINNEAPOLIS — Local couple Allen Whittaker and Marie Hampton have begun a co-op playthrough of ‘Baldur’s Gate 3’ in order…
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Biden has shifted his stance on the threat posed by giant monsters after viewing Adam Wingard’s…
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PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Rhode Island Comic Con attendees were left uncomfortable and confused after a man dressed as Peter Parker…
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Like most of the Western world, we at Hard Drive are enormous Star Wars fans. It’s impossible to discuss the…
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CARY, N.C. — Video game publisher Epic Games, Inc released a statement announcing that they would perform oral sex on…
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INDIGO PLATEAU — An independent investigation has confirmed that high-level administrators at the Pokémon League conspired to suppress research that…
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Hey, we heard you were getting married. Congratulations! As your wedding approaches, you’re going to hear lots of metaphors for…
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TOKYO — Video game developer and pachinko titan Konami attempted to draw attention away from the underwhelming reception of its…
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Baldur’s Gate 3 was the surprise hit of the summer for a plethora of reasons, not the least of which…
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