Kyle Duggan, Author at Hard Drive

July 29, 2024

ANIMAL VILLAGE — Multiple sources have confirmed that the local branch of the Farway Museum has, like, absolutely no room…

July 21, 2024

WASHINGTON — The Phantom Thieves of Hearts, a group of teenage vigilantes operating in the Metaverse, have successfully defeated President…

July 2, 2024

ATLANTA — Robert F. Kennedy Jr., an independent candidate in the 2024 presidential election, was reportedly still hammering buttons on…

June 25, 2024

FORT WAYNE, Ind. — Renowned chiptune composer Joel Grady revealed that all of his award winning soundtracks were directly inspired…

March 24, 2024

SEATTLE — Local dad Kenneth Morris stayed up late playing video games without alerting his eight-year-old son by hiding under…

March 14, 2024

When entering Main Street Pizza and Sandwiches, three things are impossible to ignore. First is the overwhelming smell of hot,…

February 15, 2024

SONORAN DESERT, Ariz. — Warner Bros. Discovery CEO David Zaslav spent an entire morning painting an elaborate mural of a…

January 24, 2024

MODESTO, Calif. — A modder who replaced the native creatures of breakout hit Palworld with Pokémon was instructed not to…

January 24, 2024

FRESNO, Calif. — A 33-year old millennial is reportedly joining Bluesky in order to relive their fond memories of Tumblr's peak,…

January 23, 2024

HYRULE — Evil sorcerer-turned-demon Vaati has suspended his campaign to conquer and dominate Hyrule just days before the crucial Lanayru…