Self-Loathing Gamer Treats His Body Like a Water Temple
NEW YORK — Expressing his disdain for its sluggish pace and uninteresting design, local gamer Tyler Brew said self-loathingly that he…
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Fans Upset After Disney+ Changes Classic ‘Simpsons’ Scene to Make It Look Like Mr. Burns Shot Maggie First
NEW YORK — In an unfortunate mishandling of the beloved franchise, fans across the internet expressed their disappointment earlier today…
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Man Uses Last Cheat Code to Set Game Genie Free
NAPERTON, Ill. — In a heartwarming act of selflessness showing how much he’d grown as a person since first acquiring…
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Sony Unveils Full Lineup of PlayStation 5 Release Day Bugs
TOKYO — Following a string of new details about the company’s upcoming console, Sony today unveiled the full lineup of of…
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Flint Still Doesn’t Have Clean Mountain Dew
FLINT, Mich. — After years of negligence by local lawmakers and despite many waves of public protests and awareness campaigns,…
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It Takes Decades of Composing Video Game Soundtracks to Know Exactly When to Bleep and When to Bloop
I’ve had a long career as a composer for Nintendo. I’m responsible for the music behind some of the company’s…
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Awkward Man Botches Handshake After Failing Quick Time Event
NEW YORK — Missing the necessary half-second window to input a button press, witnesses say local gamer Roger Dawkins completely…
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Doug Bowser Slowly Walks Off Camera to the Left During Nintendo Direct About Joy-Con Drift
REDMOND, Wash. — With his body gradually approaching the edge of the YouTube video’s border, Nintendo of America president Doug…
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Gamer Emotionally Unprepared to Control Character After Harrowing Cutscene
EAST LANSING, Mich. — Feeling a sense of panic as the in-game camera gradually swiveled back around behind his character,…
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