John Danek, Author at Hard Drive

March 9, 2020

SIOUX FALLS, S.D. — Capitalizing on the true crime entertainment craze, Clifford Waters has turned his grief over his wife’s…

September 24, 2019

NEW YORK — NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell held a press conference at NFL Headquarters to announce that their terrifying new…

September 23, 2019

COLUMBUS, Ohio — Pasty white guy Michael Stephenson alarmed friends and loved ones by vocalizing that he had absolutely no…

June 20, 2019

SEOUL — U.S. and South Korean officials revealed that North Korea is building their own version of the “kitten cannon,”…

June 18, 2019

TOKYO — Konami announced plans to create a music record label to release smash hit song "Old Town Road" by…

April 5, 2019

LOS ANGELES — Music teacher and ocarina virtuoso Marissa Harte let out a troubling and defeated sigh upon being asked…

April 5, 2019

NEW YORK — A first-edition "Pixelated Bukkake" card from the game Cards Against Humanity sold for a record $6.9 million…

February 26, 2019

PALLET TOWN, Kanto — World famous Pokémon researcher Professor Samuel Oak has enraged students by not letting them use Bulbapedia…

December 15, 2018

NEW HAVEN, Conn. — A Yale University study confirmed what gamers have known to be true for years: nearly every…