ORBIT CITY — George Jetson, a longtime employee of Spacely’s Sprockets, was overheard by colleagues earlier today as he quietly…
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SAN FRANCISCO — Declaring he needed a break from gaming, local man Jason McReady docked his Nintendo Switch and opened…
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BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — Recently divorced movie buff Darren Thorndike has not let his increasingly paranoid suspicion that his life is…
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WASHINGTON — President Donald J. Trump has peacefully vacated the White House after following a trail of Diet Coke bottles…
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NEW YORK — A group of lifelong friends prepared to have their dynamic changed this week as the announcement was…
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump took to Twitter last night to announce that all American forces currently serving overseas in…
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LOS ANGELES — Professional streamer Sandra Cruz — known online as CruzControl2 — strapped a series of bombs to her…
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WALLA WALLA, Wash. — Patrons at a local McDonalds restaurant were caught off guard earlier this week as God, alleged…
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ISLE DELFINO — Residents of Isle Delfino were left shocked and amazed this week as a mysterious public art installation…
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BRUNSWICK, N.J. — Fans of the classic NBC sitcom Cheers rejoiced today as a massive data breach revealed that long-gestating rumors regarding…
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