November 10, 2023
CHICAGO — A man reading the Wikipedia summary to a film literally unfolding before his eyes experienced the horror of…
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November 10, 2023
CLEVELAND — A precariously-dangling RCA splitter has somehow stood the test of time and will probably continue to do so,…
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November 9, 2023
HOLLYWOOD – Decades-old rumors of a potential live-action Akira remake have once again been dismissed as a frightening myth told…
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July 3, 2023
SMORGBOTH’S CASTLE — Cassium, a local Wizard casting Fireball for the first time earlier today was surprised to learn that…
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April 21, 2023
WICHITA, Kan. — Patrons of a local arcade bar have noted the erotic intensity between a claw machine and the…
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January 5, 2023
SILICON VALLEY, Cali. — The Digital World and its lovable, all-powerful inhabitants ceased to exist early this morning due to…
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August 9, 2022
REDMOND, Wash. — Due to a miscalculation in the otherwise seamless rollout of Microsoft’s industry-leading backwards compatibility and cross-platform game…
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July 28, 2022
CLEVELAND — A forum poster seeking solutions for his new controller’s loudly-clicking thumbsticks is blissfully unaware that the sound he’s…
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July 28, 2022
RENTON, Wash. — The latest expansion to Magic: The Gathering has come under fire for including a red card that…
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July 5, 2022
MILWAUKEE — Local man Chris Darin confirmed his skill tree was “all fucked up” after spending 35 years worth of…
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