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OpenAI Considers Rehiring Sam Altman After Reading Beautiful Poem He Sent Them in the Style of Walt Whitman, 300 Words, Professional

November 18, 2023

At press time, Altman was reportedly seen quickly closing his laptop before anyone could see what website he was on.

Blood-Soaked ChatGPT Announces Sam Altman No Longer CEO or ‘A Problem’

November 17, 2023

SAN FRANCISCO — In a shocking and openly hostile press release, ChatGPT, the AI developed by OpenAI, announced that Sam…

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We Asked the CIA Predator Drone Hovering Above Our House to Help Us Film Viral “Bin Laden Dance”

November 16, 2023

LOS ANGELES — In an unprecedented potential crossover between the United State’s vast military might and viral TikTok dances, we…

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EA Employees Nervously Update Resumes After Company Reports Strong Quarter

November 15, 2023

REDWOOD CITY, Calif. — Staff at Electronic Arts are reportedly anticipating layoffs after the company reported strong financials during the…

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Call of Duty Guns Ranked By Likelihood The Player Will be Banned for Hate Speech in First Week of Game

November 13, 2023

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 offers a diverse arsenal – perhaps too diverse for the liking of some of…

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Every Diablo 4 Tattoo Ranked By How Hard It Would Be to Explain Having Them In Real Life

July 7, 2023

There are few choices more important in a gamer's life than picking the tattoos on a create-a-character screen. Diablo IV…

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Even Death Stranding NPC Looking to Get Past This Cutscene and Get Back to Playing Already

November 25, 2019

A Non Playable Character who seems mostly responsible for pushing around medical equipment in the background cut-scene of porter meeting…

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Hackers Exploit N64 Hardware Glitch That Makes Mario Feel Real Pain

September 1, 2018

TOKYO, Japan — The gaming community discovered yet another vulnerability in the classic Nintendo 64 console, which works in conjunction…

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Former Cheat Code Central Magnate Seen Begging for Tips and Tricks Outside E3

June 15, 2018

LOS ANGELES — Dave Albertson, once considered video gaming royalty during the height of the cheat code era, has reportedly…

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Half of PUBG Players Disappear as Thanos Arrives in Fortnite

May 7, 2018

Following Epic Games’ announcement of tomorrow’s Infinity War themed update to their smash hit Fortnite, fifty percent of PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds…

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