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Flustered Boyfriend Totally Swamped Preparing for 300th Episode of Podcast No One Listens To

February 5, 2024

Boyfriend Daniel Hans is highly irritable and snappy ahead of the 300th episode spectacular of his podcast Guys Night, sources…

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Jordan Peterson Crying Two Minutes Into Debate With Elmo

February 2, 2024

Public intellectual Jordan Peterson reportedly broke down into a loud sobbing fit just two minutes into a debate on the…

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Palworld Surpasses 1.5 Million Concurrent Online Arguments

January 22, 2024

Palworld, an ARK-like survival crafting game with Pokemon-like characters, made gaming history today according to SteamDB, surpassing 1.5 million active…

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Man Now Onto Plan D as Coke Machine With Customizable Flavors out of Damn Near Everything

January 14, 2024

“Purple Vanilla Diet Fanta Zero is basically all that’s left – is that even a real drink?”

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Deep Friendship Built Through Almost Nightly Discord Calls Ends Without Notice After Guy Buys New Game

January 8, 2024

“I still consider Eric to be one of my best friends, if he’s alive."

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REPORT: Maybe Other Controller Charged

January 7, 2024

“You bought an extra one just for situations like these, so surely it is charged and in an easy to…

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Report: Majority of Young People’s Financial Plans Include Being Chosen as Mr. Beast Contestant

December 27, 2023

“I’ve considered blinding myself to see if that could get me in touch with him. You think I should do…

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Sole Remaining Twitter Engineer Successfully Blows on Cartridge Then Plugs Server Back In

December 21, 2023

SAN FRANCISCO -- The last remaining engineer at Twitter/X reportedly blew on the SNES-style cartridge which holds the entire website…

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Fun Fact: Tonight Technically the 20th Annual Game Awards, as Geoff Did This Alone in Apartment for 10 Years Before It Was Filmed

December 7, 2023

A fun fact for gamers watching the Game Awards tonight: this is actually the 20th year of the game awards.…

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Man Cannot Wait to Play Movie-Game-Thing

December 7, 2023

A local man cannot wait to play the movie-game-thing Hideo Kojima and Jordan Peele are collaborating on, if "play" is…

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