Flight Attendant Hands Out Complimentary Bag of Nuts and Bolts
BOEING PLANE -- Flight attendants have finally begun walking up and down the aisle of a flight currently 30,000 feet…
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Gamers Under Attack? Congress Votes to Ban Lower Half of Every TikTok Video
WASHINGTON DC -- The House voted to approve a blatantly anti-gamer bill today that would see the bottom half of…
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YouTube Apology Video No Match For Viewer’s First-Ever Taste of Power
LOS ANGELES - The latest apology video from an embattled YouTuber has proven utterly ineffective against the first-ever taste of…
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Carefully Planned Rust Base No Match for Teenage Boys Who Heard Woman’s Voice Inside
CLAN BASE - An immaculately constructed Rust base was reduced to rubble by a marauding gang of hormonal teenage boys…
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Nintendo Honors Game Preservation Efforts by Enshrining Names of All Who Attempt It in Lawsuit
Nintendo honored game preservation efforts today by permanently enshrining the names of all who attempt it in a seemingly never…
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Can You Convince This Shop Keeper You Don’t Intend to Just Kill Him and Steal Everything? (GAME)
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Mother 3 Fans Overrun Japanese Borders in Desperate Asylum Bid After Nintendo Direct Disaster
TOKYO – Japanese immigration officials are reportedly struggling to keep up with unending waves of Mother 3 fans landing on…
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Top 10 Memory and Brain Games Joe Biden Should Avoid Playing Anywhere Near a Camera
Sources close to President Biden report he often uses video games to escape from the stress and scrutiny of his…
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Sony Promises Helldivers 3 Will Debut With at Least Two, Possibly Three Servers
Sony announced to much celebration today that their hit title Helldivers 2 will be getting an immediate follow up in…
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Putin Asks Tucker Carlson to Simply Keep His Eyes on Dangling Watch as It Swings Side to Side Nice and Easy
MOSCOW – Russian President Vladimir Putin urged Tucker Carlson and his viewers to simply keep their eyes fixed on a…
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