Shocked Tank Receives 60,000 Gold Bill After Using Out-of-Network Healer
RAWL’KHA, Reaper’s March — After receiving care from a High Elf healer during a veteran run of Moon Hunter Keep,…
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Fun Late Night Date Ideas that Just Happen to Coincide With Server Maintenance
Spring is here, the birds are singing, and the flowers outside that are visible from my battle station while sitting…
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Programmers Closer to Building Sentient Robots than Understanding Plot of Westworld
CHERNSVILLE, Calif. — Artificial intelligence researchers at the Chernsville Institute of Technology (ChIT) announced that they are closer than ever…
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Here Are Four Devs Who Would Never Fire a Female Employee Because They Don’t Have One
Many gamers are outraged by the ArenaNet firing scandal and are wondering in an industry rife with questionable companies, which…
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Cooperative Board Game Isn’t
LOS ANGELES — A weekly game night at the home of Carmen Criss ended in chaos as a strategy disagreement…
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Amazon’s Lord of the Rings Reboot to Feature Drone Delivery of One Ring
LOS ANGELES — A drone will deliver the One Ring safely and securely to Mordor in Amazon’s upcoming Lord of…
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Local Grandpa Drops by GameStop to Ask for Directions to the Steam Store
DENVER — Local grandfather Bill Willinkins drove his Lincoln Town Car to the GameStop in the Sutherland mall in an…
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Man at Comic-Con Panel Would Like to Ask a Few Quick Follow-up Statements
KALAMAZOO, Mich. — Today at the Kalamazoo Comic Con, Buffy the Vampire Slayer fan Gregg Monson was prevented from asking…
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All-Woman Reboot of XCOM 2 Squad Also Dies Immediately
SEATTLE — Frustrated after her all-male XCOM 2 squad died yet again during a “Terror” mission, Salma Kurtz decided to…
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Sony Approves Settlers of Catan Movie Budget of 8,000 Wood, 9,000 Sheep, 4,000 Ore, 5,000 Wheat, 9,000 Brick
LOS ANGELES — Sony has approved a substantial budget for the upcoming Settlers of Catan movie, after much deliberation over…
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