July 31, 2022
MOUNT DOOMSPIRE — JRPG boss Xargas the Destroyer is unsure how to tell his challenger, the Paladin Alister Fremont, that…
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December 1, 2021
LIBERTY CITY — Liberty City citizens were shocked and dismayed to learn that over 39,000 officers of the 40,000-strong LCPD…
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October 16, 2021
BOISE, Idaho — A recent milestone birthday celebration came with it a grim realization for a local man now that…
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October 11, 2020
SACRAMENTO — Video game speedrunner Ashton Clemens insisted that a significant portion of his girlfriend’s orgasms were completed incorrectly, arguing…
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May 25, 2020
BOSTON — Christian speedrunning group ReveRuns posted a declaration today, titled “Life Begins at Loading,” which makes an impassioned plea…
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February 12, 2020
MOSCOW — A secret agent embedded deep within the Russian military reportedly can’t stop monkeying around with the cyanide pill…
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August 25, 2019
MIDVALE, Utah — In an attempt to invigorate his students with a passion for learning, AP U.S. History teacher Frederick…
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September 2, 2018
SEATTLE — A time traveler from 1994 has awoken to a world altered by 24 years of technological, social, and…
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October 9, 2017
LAKEVILLE, Minn. — Easton Clemens, 17, added his considerable video gaming expertise to his resume in hopes of gaining an…
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