Everyone Silently Agrees to Ignore Friend’s YouTube History as They Pull Up Video on TV
DUNEDIN, Fla. — In an effort to keep the ongoing hang chill for everyone involved, the friends of local gamer…
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Female Character’s Pants Have No Inventory Slots
AMARILLO, Texas — Less than half an hour into her playthrough of a sprawling open-world RPG with seemingly limitless possibilities,…
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Esports Champion Announces He’s Goin’ to Kingdom Hearts
LAS VEGAS — After emerging victorious from the 2021 Global Fall Guys Ultimate Championship Showdown Series and being asked what…
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Bishop Zips Across Chessboard Outta Fuckin Nowhere
GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — In a major blow that took place just seconds into one of his first casual games,…
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Yoshi Game Just a Little Too Obviously for Children
KETTERING, Ohio — Less than an hour into playing her new copy of Yoshi’s Crafted World, local gamer Maureen Teague…
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Couple Tearfully Agrees It’s Time to Main Other People
ROCKVILLE CENTRE, N.Y. — After several years of mastering each others’ subtle quirks, local couple Arjun Irukulapati and Ellen Cervantes…
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Pandemic to Auto-Renew on March 12th
EARTH — The entire world was devastated to learn Friday that, because of a general oversight on humanity’s part, the…
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Boyfriend Takes -7 Environmental Damage Per Second on Mission to Grocery Store
OXFORD, Ohio — In a journey that exposed one of his most glaring character vulnerabilities, local boyfriend Zach McInnes suffered…
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Realm’s Chosen Savior Agonizing at Lair Entrance Whether to Drop Broadsword or Scimitar
HYMERA — At the end of a harrowing journey to rescue his land from certain devastation, steadfast warrior Demetrios Cherwink…
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Gamer Can’t Help But Hear ‘Continue?’ Every Day When Waking Up
ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Local gamer Stephen McLaughlin can’t help but hear the voice of the Super Smash Bros. Melee announcer…
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