COVID Surge Pushes Local Medical Center Over Maximum Capacity of Six
KANTO — Recent surges of coronavirus have taxed local medical centers, pushing one facility to the edge of overflow by…
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If You Think All TV Remotes Should Be Controllers, You’re a Fucking Idiot
There’s an article going around today, making the ridiculous argument that all TV remotes should actually be gaming controllers. I…
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Cyberpunk 2077 Criticized for Unskippable Cutscene Where You Have to Eat Peanuts Even If You’re Allergic
WARSAW — Polish video game developer CD Projekt RED faced criticism for a cutscene in their new game Cyberpunk 2077,…
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We Ranked the Top 5 Weed Strains for Playing One Match of Rocket League and Going to Bed
Getting high and playing video games can be a lot of fun, but you want to make sure you combine…
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Aspiring Video Game Writer Didn’t Expect Job Application to Involve So Much Writing
LAKE FOREST, Ill. — Prospective game writer Evan Richards quit halfway through a job application to an independent game studio…
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Gamer Who “Plays Better While High” Has No Basis for Comparison
LOS ANGELES — Local gamer Aaron Hopper insisted that he “plays way better when he’s stoned” despite a complete lack…
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FedEx Driver Takes Xbox Series X on One Last Tour of City Before It Gets Locked Up in Your House Forever
LOS ANGELES — Your scheduled delivery time was delayed this afternoon when FedEx driver Shannon Hunter took your Xbox Series…
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Gamer Tip: Your Vote Is Wasted If It’s Not Concentrated on a Blinking Weak Spot
PENNSYLVANIA — Gamer consultants have advised the Trump and Biden campaigns that it’s pointless to spam votes in low-effect areas…
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Nestlé Files Lawsuit Claiming Moon Has No Legal Right to Water
ARLINGTON, Va. — Nestlé USA announced a lawsuit against the round astronomical body orbiting Earth, claiming the mass has no…
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Miniboss Laying It on a Little Thick With Pre-Battle Speech
REALM OF DISDAIN — Shortly before losing a recent battle with an adventurer, local mid-level demon Ulgruuf the Unyielding reportedly…
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