Andy Holt, Author at Hard Drive

December 22, 2020

KANTO — Recent surges of coronavirus have taxed local medical centers, pushing one facility to the edge of overflow by…

December 19, 2020

There’s an article going around today, making the ridiculous argument that all TV remotes should actually be gaming controllers. I…

December 8, 2020

WARSAW — Polish video game developer CD Projekt RED faced criticism for a cutscene in their new game Cyberpunk 2077,…

December 3, 2020

Getting high and playing video games can be a lot of fun, but you want to make sure you combine…

November 27, 2020

LAKE FOREST, Ill. — Prospective game writer Evan Richards quit halfway through a job application to an independent game studio…

November 23, 2020

LOS ANGELES — Local gamer Aaron Hopper insisted that he “plays way better when he’s stoned” despite a complete lack…

November 11, 2020

LOS ANGELES — Your scheduled delivery time was delayed this afternoon when FedEx driver Shannon Hunter took your Xbox Series…

November 5, 2020

PENNSYLVANIA — Gamer consultants have advised the Trump and Biden campaigns that it’s pointless to spam votes in low-effect areas…

October 26, 2020

ARLINGTON, Va. — Nestlé USA announced a lawsuit against the round astronomical body orbiting Earth, claiming the mass has no…

October 18, 2020

REALM OF DISDAIN — Shortly before losing a recent battle with an adventurer, local mid-level demon Ulgruuf the Unyielding reportedly…