SILVER SPRING, Md. — In a recent report from the National Weather Service, experts have concluded that close to 90% of all Americans flipped to the cool side of their anime girl body pillow during the recent widespread heat wave, sources confirm.
“We’re not sure what to call this specific phenomenon,” says Chief Meteorologist, Nick Ramirez. “But we are excited to use this new found data of anime lovers and hentai freaks across the country, hopefully to more accurately predict future weather emergencies.”
Across the country, sweaty Americans have shed layers, kicked away blankets, and flipped the four-foot-long plush cushion depicting beloved animated waifus.
“Every time I do it I feel like an unfaithful husbando, but this heat has been unbearable,” said Tucker Morrow, local anime fan and outspoken body pillow flipper. “I know the memory foam is going to remember this, please forgive me Kamiko-san.”
While the widespread heatwave has caused power outages and uncomfortable citizens, it has also produced significant positive data for the anime girl body pillow industry, which hopes to use this information to increase future sales.
“A microfiber case, body-cooling foam technology, and double-sided designs are just a few key breakthroughs we’ve had studying this recent heat wave and its effects on our clientele,” said Courtney Nyguen, head researcher at mangamanifest.com, a website specializing in custom waifu pillows. “It’s honestly something we should’ve caught years ago, but our customer base tends to direct their complaints to more specific areas.”
As the future forecast shows lower temps, Nyguen and her team will continue to monitor message boards and social media for any more leads on how to optimize their customer experience.
At press time, dozens have been saved from the Central Texas flash floods due to their body pillows unexpected buoyancy.
