ANIMAL VILLAGE — Long time solo rocker and Jack Russell Terrier K.K. Slider revealed earlier this week that he fathered a litter of puppies outside of his 22-year marriage. Slider revealed his secret love puppies in a video interview with The Nook Yorker.
“I’ve recently become the father of a new litter of eight puppies, born outside of my marriage. I plan to be a good boy and be a loving parent to the puppies who aren’t eaten by their mother,” Slider said, guitar in hand. “I’m on the road alot, but I am going to do everything in my power to be present in those puppies’ lives.”
Slider met his now wife, Daisy Dig, in 2002 when one of his concerts overlapped with her fossil excavation on the same night. The two married soon after and had 11 sons, Parker, Hank, Ralph, Jack, Russel, Charlie, Buster, Duke, Rex, Goose, and Brad, and three daughters, Lily, Rose, and Ginger.
“I love Daisy and all our pups. I know I am in the dog house right now, but I’m begging for their forgiveness,” Slider confessed while howling, as if he were in pain. “I still dig that chick. I hope we can come out on the other end of this with her still digging me.”
In a statement put out by Dig, the long-time paleontologist shared details on the status of her marriage and brought to light some of the challenges the relationship has faced in the past.
“You’re kidding yourself if you think this is the first time he’s done this,” Dig wrote. “I know who K.K. is better than anyone else. I know all this comes with the territory of him being a traveling dog. I’ve seen the bitches and villagers howling at him from village to village, from island to island. I know what I signed up for, but I’m also not just going to sit here and pretend to be shocked. I’m also not going to sit here and let you all feel sorry for me. Every dog has their day. I’ll get mine, bow-WOW.”
At press time, half of Slider’s new litter of puppies had been eaten by their mother.
