FINAL DESTINATION — Following a recent trip to a wedding between two Wireframe Fighters, Master Hand returns to their final boss level with a paisley flower henna tattoo.
“Wait, was I supposed to get one too?” stated Crazy Hand upon seeing it. “We need to coordinate these things. I’m supposed to be the wild one so I should have the most accessories. Now I need to go find some pinky rings or something. Maybe I’ll get a real tattoo, just to one-up him.”
Smash Bros. competitor Wario reported that he found it extremely distracting while trying to dodge Master Hand’s finger lasers.
“Wahh! They look like those rich white ladies on TikTok who talk about the dangers of modern medicine,” moaned Wario. “What’s next? Is he gonna start going off about radical unschooling? Will he just steal skits from other creators? Maybe he’ll try ayahuasca? Go back to Coachella!”
Other members of the Smash Bros. roster didn’t mind.
“It looks nice, if you ask me,” said Wii Fitness Trainer. “Let people enjoy things. Getting a flower drawn on you is not a big deal and not a big issue with most people. Nobody batted an eye when Samus got that hacky Punisher tattoo, and she’s never even read the comics.”
At press time, Master Hand had reportedly booked a flight to India after reading “Eat, Pray, Love.”
