SHADOW MOSES ISLAND — Liquid Snake ally and noted mind-reader Psycho Mantis hacked into your computer and was absolutely disgusted by what popped up in your Chrome browsing history, sources confirm.
“Ah, I can see that you’ve been watching…oh…oh my God, really?” Mantis said in a statement. “That’s fucking gross, man. Jesus. I don’t know why I keep digging. I mean, are you serious? You know, I consider myself a psycho, it’s literally in my name, but this is on another level.”
Mantis eased up a little after sensing that your embarrassment was holding up the boss fight.
“Have you considered seeking therapy or anything like that? No offense, it’s just, it seems like this might be a more deep-seated issue and I want to make sure you’re okay,” said Mantis in a gesture of good-will.
According to multiple sources at the scene, you then tried to deflect this conversation and continue the battle as per usual, but Mantis would simply not let it go.
“No, look, I get it, I wear a gas mask and a ton of leather and take pleasure in killing and mental torture. We all have our kinks, I’m not trying to shame or anything like that. It’s just…this is a lot,” said Mantis. “Here’s the deal: I won’t share this with Liquid, Ocelot, or any other members of FOXHOUND, okay? It’d be one thing if you were just playing a lot of Tomb Raider or Gran Turismo or something, but…you know what? It’s fine. Clearly this is a sensitive subject for you, so let’s just get on with it. I just want you to know it’s gross.”
At time of reporting, Psycho Mantis refused to activate your controller’s rumble feature.
