DREAMLIGHT VALLEY — Residents of Disney Dreamlight Valley are reportedly being evicted en masse as the ruler is making room to build more pumpkin farms. According to interviews, residents of the Valley say they’re being forced to leave with short notice.
“Look, I don’t like to do it, I love these people, they’re my best friends and we’ve built a truly magical place here but I need coins if I’m gonna keep paying Scrooge McDuck’s prices for things,” said Ruler of the Valley Ryan. “We don’t even have inflation here but he keeps raising his prices and pumpkins are the best way to make a lot of money. It’s either that just chill and do activities for fun.”
The evicted residents aren’t sure what they’re going to do now, with many having little to no support system nearby.
“I’ve lived here forever haha. Even after everybody else disappeared during the forgetting haha. I guess I’ll have to go back to my old clubhouse haha. I really wish I could stay though haha. I’m not mad at Ryan though haha, he’s a great ruler and I’m sure he’ll have us all back haha,” said Mickey Mouse.
“Gawrsh, I just couldn’t believe it when Ryan said I was getting evicted. I understand he needs to farm Pumpkins to make money but I run all the stands in the valley so without me, who’s he gonna sell them to? Hyuck!” said Goofy
For his part, Scrooge McDuck doesn’t seem to care that his prices are responsible for the evictions.
“My prices are fair. If Ryan chooses to evict everybody to build pumpkin farms to make more cash instead of toiling away grinding out coins the long way, that’s on him. As long as I get my money for my services that are appropriately priced,” said McDuck while swimming in a tub of money.
At press time, Ryan has reportedly spent all his profits on a single pair of Wreck-It Ralph overalls he’ll never wear.
