David Wilson, father of 3, reportedly stepped on a dualsense controller one of his goddamn sons probably left out after playing Lego Fortnite, yelling sources who pay for all these games anyways and deserve some respect around here, said.
“It wasn’t good at all,” David’s wife Isabelle said, “He didn’t see it all and put all of his weight down on it. I’m always telling the kids to put their toys away. None of them have fessed up to leaving it out but we think it might be Little Franky, he was playing that Lego Fortnite game I think?”
Little Franky tried to avoid the press after the incident, but he was stopped by multiple news outlets for comment.
“I didn’t do anything wrong! Plus even if it was me it was just a regular dualsense controller! It’s not like it was a pro or anything,” he said.
According to reports the controller David stepped on was indeed a standard white Dualsense controller for a PS5. Had it been something bigger like a dreamcast or N64 controller he might have done some serious damage to his foot, experts said.
“I don’t really want to talk about it,” David said when asked, “These kids are always doing this sort of stuff. Almost makes me want to stop buying them games. I feel like I only have myself to blame.”
David’s Podiatrist, Dr. Brickson warned him that should this accident happen again he could cause permanent damage to his foot.
“Oh I’ve seen it a lot, patients come in here after stepping on all kinds of things their kids have left out,” Dr. Brickson said, “We have a whole wing of our office dedicated to dads who stepped on Lego Rockband Guitar controllers. We do what we can but they are never the same.”
Little Franky was reportedly unavailable for additional comment as his parents had restricted his phone access after he bought $300 worth of V-Bucks with their credit card.
