BURBANK, Calif. — In a shocking departure from their usual food-related antics, YouTube sensations Charles ‘Link’ Neal III and Rhett McLaughlin delved into the intricate depths of human emotion by trying and reviewing every stage of grief.
“After a decade of tasting various tacos and snacks, we realized there was some uncharted territory we’ve yet to explore: the depths of human anguish,” remarked Link. “You’ve seen us devour thousands of fruit snacks, but now you get to see us weep like we’ve never wept before. Our summer intern, Josh, has selflessly volunteered himself for today’s episode, so that we can definitely rank EVERY stage of the grieving process.”
“We’ll really miss him,” he added.
After partaking in the ceremonial sacrifice of Josh, the duo, fueled purely by childlike curiosity, proceeded to review their emotions.
“I don’t know about you, Link, but I must say, I find Popeye’s chicken sandwich to be far more palatable than the immeasurable depression and denial I’m drowning in right now!” remarked Rhett. “This just frickin’ pales in comparison, dude. I definitely do not recommend.”
“Hold on, Rhett, it grows on you,” retorted Link, covered in the blood of his former co-worker. “Just wait until you reach the acceptance phase — I got there almost immediately. Once you come to terms that Josh is gone, you enter this serene state of peace, which I can confidently say is equally as delicious as Arby’s fries on a good day.”
Many long-time fans seemed to appreciate the video’s bold new direction.
“It’s a breath of fresh air to see them trying new things,” read one YouTube comment. “Sure, maybe it was a little rough around the edges, but I’m sure they’ll be able to iron out all the wrinkles as they milk this new format for the next quarter century. ”
As of press time, reports have emerged that Rhett and Link have hired 500 new summer interns.
