While Sony continues to report positive news about sales of the PlayStation 5, Xbox sales were down 30% last quarter. What has led to Microsoft’s struggle to keep up when it comes to selling systems?
Series X and Series S are confusing names
Obviously the Xbox One should have been the Xbox 361 and then we’d be talking about the Xbox 362. It would all be so much easier.
They aren’t PlayStations
People love the PlayStation! Microsoft should try making one
Electricity is the Devil’s blood
Microsoft is currently struggling to market the expensive at-home gaming console to the Amish demographic
Yo-yo’s are, like, six bucks
While the Xbox has one of the strongest library of games, with revolutionary exclusive titles like Forza and Halo, gamers have come to realize you can’t even Walk the Dog with the next gen console
I dunno. Covid or whatever. Yeah
Taken from Microsoft’s official statement to investors
Owning an Xbox is against Jewish law
The Torah is pretty clear God’s chosen people are to be PC Gamers
All the good gamertags are taken
No self-respecting gamer is going to shell out $500 just to settle for Pu$$ySlayer68
Gaming is a stupid and expensive waste of time and energy
Many potential Microsoft customers are starting to realize this fundamental truth
Xboxes can’t play UMD movies
It’s a small number of people that are still supporting the format, but these things add up!
