October 2024 - Page 7 of 7

Dan Kozuh • October 4, 2024

MOSCOW — In a stunning affront to tradition, a female assassin operating in the shadows of covert operations has revealed…

R. Anthony Mahan • October 3, 2024

WARSAW — Male gamers rejoiced after upcoming historical RPG Hussar’s Quest was confirmed to contain no female characters as part…

Peter Ferrarese • October 3, 2024

DK ISLAND — Beloved Nintendo icon Diddy Kong has officially submitted a name change application to his local circuit court…

Jordan Hicks • October 2, 2024

PHILADELPHIA – M. Night Shyamalan, known for directing movies with iconic twists like The Sixth Sense and his most recent…

bee • October 2, 2024

TOKYO — Nintendo Co., Ltd. (NTDOY) has delivered an impressive new quarterly report for FY20XX propelled by strong growth and…

Sean Fallon • October 2, 2024

LOS ANGELES, Calif. — Vaguely controversial comedian Rick Monroe won’t shut the fuck up despite his claims that he has…

Brendan Osorio • October 1, 2024

PITTSBURGH — Local window washer David Henderson fell to his death while on the job after being unable to use…

R. Anthony Mahan • October 1, 2024

The Constitution says that there can be no religious tests for holding office in the United States, but to me…

Sidney Conant • October 1, 2024

AUSTIN, Texas — Local QA tester Ryan Vásquez discovered a new job search hack that allows you to pad out…

Month: October 2024