October 2024 - Page 5 of 7

U.S. Health Care System Announces Plan to Just Scatter Med-Kits Randomly Around Country

Dan Kozuh • October 14, 2024

WASHINGTON — The Department of Health & Human Services announced a sweeping overhaul of the nation’s healthcare infrastructure by strategically…

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NECA Releases JD Vance Figure in Universal Monsters Collection

bee • October 13, 2024

HILLSIDE, N.J. — Action figure manufacturer National Entertainment Collectibles Association (NECA) has included vice presidential candidate James David Vance in…

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Fishing Not as Fun as Fishing Minigame Implied

Nick Coffman • October 12, 2024

LAKE GENEVA, Wisc. – Following an itch to get outdoors and take on a new hobby, local reformed gamer, Reggie…

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Game Night: Absolutely Everything Is Trying to Kill Us in ‘Iron Meat’

Thomas Wilde • October 11, 2024

For the last few years, Konami has been notoriously uninterested in making games. It has a proud 40-year-old legacy of…

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Chris Redfield and His Thick Boots Thwarted by Locked Door Marked with Shield Emblem

Nick Coffman • October 11, 2024

RACCOON CITY – In an embarrassing moment for all present, while exploring a mansion owned by the Umbrella Corporation Chris…

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Report: RFK Jr Contracted by Tom Nook to Harvest Carcasses of Villagers Who Fell Behind on Rent

Johnny Amizich • October 11, 2024

ANIMAL VILLAGE — RFK Jr has allegedly been collecting the dead bodies of islanders who fell behind on their rent…

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EA Announces New Multiplayer Sims Experience Called “Going Outside”

Myles Conlon • October 10, 2024

REDWOOD CITY, Calif — During EA’s Investor Day event, EA has unveiled a new multiplayer expansion to The Sims 4…

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“Senate Floor” Idle Game Lets Players Tap Screen to Fund Genocide in Gaza

Jacques Mouledoux • October 10, 2024

ALEXANDRIA, Va — Great news for mobile gamers who want to step into the hallowed halls of the United States…

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Jason Schreier Wrote a Book About Blizzard, But Does Not Have A Panacea With Which to Fix The Games Industry’s Woes

Johnny Amizich • October 9, 2024

Jason Schreier is a journalist who writes about the games industry for Bloomberg, the author of three books: Blood, Sweat,…

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Cops Who Shot Blade Relieved To Find Out He Was Also Vampire

Travis Tack • October 9, 2024

LOS ANGELES — Two veteran officers were incredibly relieved last night when they discovered that the unarmed black man they…

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