Cameron Snow
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WASHINGTON — Abruptly taking a moment away from the highest court’s deliberation, sources have confirmed that Supreme Court Justice Clarence…
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Kyle Duggan
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As week one of the NFL comes to a close, we noticed that everyone is writing about this stuff, but…
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Joe Rumrill
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FREEZING FORTRESS — A pair of characters in the N64 cult-classic Clayfighter 63 ⅓ went from being Clayfighters to Claylovers…
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Kevin Podas
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TOKYO — After numerous anime productions have utilized their auditory likeness over the years, millions of Japanese cicadas are protesting…
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Mark Roebuck
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Gamers were shocked today by the announcement that the forthcoming Mortal Kombat 1 would introduce the violent, blue spiky shell…
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Julien Perez
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Everybody tells you how wonderful becoming a parent for the first time is, but what they conveniently leave out is…
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Kevin Podas
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TOKYO — Despite Hayao Miyazaki’s latest feature film The Boy and the Heron being billed as his final work, the…
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Alec Walker
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BUFFALO, N.Y. — Avid esports fan and horrendous amateur Halo player Emile Hernandez was dumped by his oft-neglected girlfriend Amy…
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Alec Walker
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I’ve been hearing a lot of bullshit lately about how Godzilla is soooo great, and humans marginalize him and the…
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Kyle Duggan
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DALLAS, Texas — A local teen has potentially created a dangerous temporal paradox after traveling back in time to prevent…
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