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Month: July 2022

124 stories found

Opinion: Can You Guys Stop Comparing the SCOTUS Decision to The Handmaid’s Tale? I Still Havent Seen It

Matt Dooman • July 2, 2022

I have been seeing a lot of posts about how awful the Supreme Court decision to undo Roe v. Wade…

Dear Elden Ring, Let Me Pet This Fucker

Tyler Simpson • July 1, 2022

Hello Elden Ring, I’m writing to you because I see that you’ve been patching yourself quite a bit lately. You’ve…

Man Who Forgot Wife’s Birthday Still Knows GTA 3 No Stars Cheat Code By Heart

Sam LiButti • July 1, 2022

PHILADELPHIA — A local woman reports that her husband, who has never once in 25 years of marriage remembered her…

New Safety Guidelines Advise Running Perpendicular to Godzilla

Kyle Erf • July 1, 2022

WASHINGTON — The Federal Emergency Management Agency has released a new set of guidelines informing people of the most effective…