Walker MacDonald
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SANTA MIRA, Calif. — Alternative medicine enthusiast and lifelong Sonic fan Kim Hammond recently purchased a collection of chaos emeralds,…
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Kevin Flynn
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NEW YORK — After watching a disappointing rough cut of the upcoming comedy-drama film Funeral for a Marsupial, executives at…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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NEW YORK — Local gamer Thomas Roth is buzzing with excitement for FromSoftware’s Elden Ring to finally come out so…
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Kyp Maher
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NASHUA, N.H. –– Local gamer Jose Ramirez, better known by the gamer tag Chadrizard_TTV, was reportedly incensed earlier today after…
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Ian Yamamoto
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LOS ANGELES — After a long hard day of gaming, Thomas Ruiz decided to wind down by playing his Nintendo…
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Jus Kaplan
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BANGOR, Maine — In news sure to make you feel like a nineties kid again, a labradoodle puppy named Tamagotchi…
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Kevin Flynn
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METROPOLIS –– In a televised statement to the press this morning, the Man of Steel, Superman, regretfully acknowledged that although…
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Mark Roebuck
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NEW YORK — The surviving next of kin of civil rights advocate Martin Luther King, Jr. have complained about the…
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Mark Roebuck
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CHESAPEAKE, Va. — Worried family members have confirmed that an ordinary round of the classic board game Clue alerted local…
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Mark Roebuck
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DALLAS — The notoriously litigious Nintendo corporation has set its sights on their latest target: a guy who was recently…
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