Jakob Biddle
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ATLANTA — TBS has opted to air seminal holiday film A Christmas Story one time at .065 its normal running…
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Kevin Flynn
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Ho-ho-hail to the king, baby! It’s me, God’s gift to women, Duke Nukem, here to wish you season’s greetings...or at…
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Dan Kozuh
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Another holiday season is upon us and with it comes the yearly internet argument about whether or not all 7,740…
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Owen Crowlie
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CLOVIS, N.M. — In recognition of a typo made by a friend in a group chat, Kenny Boskins has named…
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Bailey Hull
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LAUSANNE, Switzerland — The International Olympic Committee announced this morning that the Executive Board had officially approved the 200m Naruto…
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Ben Collins
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LOUISVILLE, Ky. — An online tutorial for a Cooking Mama: Cook Off level players often find themselves stuck on begins…
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Mark Roebuck
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LOS ANGELES — With murder mystery Knives Out, Rian Johnson appears to have finally rebounded from making the highest grossing…
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Kevin Flynn
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BROOKLYN, N.Y. — With a visibly pained expression on his face and his body seemingly on the verge of collapse,…
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Mark Roebuck
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CAPITOL CITY — Entomologist Steve Gilchrist, an employee of the Hillcliff Corporation, recently made what he assumed to be his…
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Collin Brown
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NORTH POLE — As Christmas nears, Santa’s elves and their families are starting to feel the effects of the modern…
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