Patrick Crooks
•
ALEXANDRIA, Va. — Following the recent death of his cousin Jake Geller, local gamer Dave Adler has been contemplating the…
Read More →
Kyle Sekaquaptewa
•
LOS ANGELES — MGM Studios announced today that Scarlett Johansson has been cast to play the first black James Bond,…
Read More →
Taylor Roebuck
•
It is time for our nation to come together and agree that my controller is being weird as hell right…
Read More →
M.J. Amory
•
OSAKA, Japan — Capcom revealed a spiritual successor to its popular Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney franchise entitled Jordan Peterson: Douche…
Read More →
Kyla Walker
•
MONSTEROPOLIS, Fla. — A routine extermination of a rogue android known as Florida Man took an unexpected turn yesterday when…
Read More →
Jeremy Kaplowitz
•
SCOTLAND — A new study into the decision-making involved in sorting Hogwarts students into housing, which is done by a…
Read More →
M.J. Amory
•
GLEN ROCK, N.J. — After sixteen-year-old Alex Stone opened fire at Glen Rock High School, killing ten students and injuring…
Read More →
Hard Drive Staff
•
SAN FRANCISCO — Former IGN editor Filip Miucin, who was fired after plagiarizing multiple video game reviews, is now under…
Read More →
Louie Aronowitz
•
NEW YORK — New reports are coming in that reveal that you, as a result of reading this very article…
Read More →
Nicky Martin
•
REDMOND, Wash. — Microsoft apologized after fans discovered secret files that allows access to a hidden mode within Cuphead that…
Read More →
