Jordan Ashley
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BURBANK, Calif. — A representative from Disney has announced that the fan favorite second through eighth seasons of The Simpsons…
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Jordan Breeding
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DENVER — Scientists have announced the discovery of a clear, 100% correlation between the stunning board game skill of sophomore…
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BETWEEN PERCEPTION AND REALITY — Local deity Paradox Omnideath made the decision to wait for his opponents to perform various…
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Taylor Roebuck
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Look, I’m a big believer in reading and shit. It’s super important, but can we be expected to read every…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump surprised Americans today by replacing Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders with the talking owl who…
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Adam Martin
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CARY, N.C. — Epic Games’ popular battle royale shooter Fortnite, now available as a mobile game, has successfully removed all…
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Ella Gale
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LOS ANGELES — A drone will deliver the One Ring safely and securely to Mordor in Amazon’s upcoming Lord of…
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Naomi Krause
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IRVINE, Calif. — Early reports coming from Blizzard Entertainment's newest venture, a newly opened downtown cafe, are indicating that the…
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Dan Kozuh
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ATHENS, Ga. — Final Fantasy fanatic Patrick Danielson is widely considered to be the world’s biggest fan of the extremely…
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M.J. Amory
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GLEN ROCK, N.J. — After cashing in the hundreds of Bitcoin he had bought in 2008, newly minted millionaire Steven…
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