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EVE Online Player Accidentally Becomes Certified Accountant

David Tyler • November 23, 2017

KIRKLAND, Wash. — After embarking on several EVE Online missions, Clark Kirchner accidentally passed the Uniform Certified Public Accountant Examination,…

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Military Drone Pilot Gives Trump Unplugged Controller to Play With

Patrick Coyne • November 22, 2017

WASHINGTON — Military drone pilot 1st Lt. Juan Herrera was ordered by White House Chief of Staff John Kelly to…

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Actors Playing Video Game in Ad Not Convincing Anybody

Mark Roebuck • November 22, 2017

HOUSTON — A recent focus group conducted by Nintendo found that while most polled thought the Switch console sounded like…

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Theme Park Patrons Getting Nervous About That Giant Hole

Kyle Sekaquaptewa • November 21, 2017

LAFFY TOWN — The Laffy Town Amusement Park is known for it’s thrilling roller coasters and family friendly atmosphere, so…

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Star Wars Themed Wedding Not Following Canon

Louie Aronowitz • November 21, 2017

SCARSDALE, N.Y. — Guests in attendance at Dan and Beth Miller’s Star Wars themed wedding were outraged to find it…

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Where Are They Now? The Child Banished to Hell at the End of the Crossfire Commercial

Patrick Coyne • November 20, 2017

FIFTH CIRCLE OF HELL — Every '90s kid remembers the classic commercial for the board game Crossfire: Two leather-clad children…

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New Reality TV Show ‘Dungeon Rescue’ to See Gordon Ramsay Critiquing Failing Evil Lairs

M.J. Amory • November 20, 2017

LOS ANGELES — FOX announced today that celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay would spin off his popular Kitchen Nightmares TV series…

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Team of Mother Scientists Develops Pause Button for Online Game

Casey Reed • November 19, 2017

BOSTON — A team of matriarch scientists at Boston University have made a discovery that promises to shift the trajectory…

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Street Fighter Character Not Enough of Racial Stereotype to Be in Next Street Fighter Game

Mark Maira • November 18, 2017

OSAKA, Japan — Capcom announced today that they will not be including the new character Valentina in an untitled Street…

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Bethesda Employee Dead After Attempting to Port Skyrim Onto Own Body

Ricky Alvarez • November 17, 2017

ROCKVILLE, Md. — Bethesda Softworks employee Herbert Naples died today after attempting to transfer Skyrim, a popular fantasy video game,…

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