Dan Kozuh
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ROSELLE, Ill. — Local mother Olivia Mooney accidentally downloaded Overwatch, created a Twitch account, joined a team, launched her webcam,…
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James Kinneen
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BOULDER, Colo. — UC Boulder sophomore Eric Katowski inquired to a friend during a walk after a viewing of The…
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Mark Delaney
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WORCESTER, Mass. — A new landmark study published today by my fiancée and son suggests a strong link between violent…
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Grayson Nite
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DENVER — Sources have reported that slick-talking seventeen-year-old, Marty Johnson, went into a grocery store and used his high charisma…
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Chuck Kowalski
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VALLEY STREAM, N.Y. — Suggesting you “could definitely put it to good use,” your dad reminded you this morning that…
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Jon Lalu
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WASHINGTON — The IRS announced today, that based on a litany, video game company Electronic Arts will now be officially…
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Patrick Susmilch
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WASHINGTON — NASA announced today the discovery of a new exoplanet that reportedly hosts at least four playable areas. This…
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Chuck Kowalski
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PITTSBURGH — Sources close to local gamer Bob Polin confirmed today that the 31-year-old lacks any defining traits or pursuits…
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Ella Gale
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SEATTLE — Frustrated after her all-male XCOM 2 squad died yet again during a “Terror” mission, Salma Kurtz decided to…
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Ian Kitchen
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KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo is preparing for the upcoming holiday season by making sure every remaining game and console are destroyed,…
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