Some video game companies have faced challenges in creating sequels. Remember when Valve attempted to make Half-Life Episode 3, or when 3D Realms encountered difficulties with Duke Nukem Forever? Thankfully, one video game company stands out as masters of video game sequels.
Ubisoft has stood the test of time with their amazing and unique franchise, Assassin’s Creed. Fans around the world eagerly await each new installment, wondering what epic adventures await in the next sequel.
Well, wait no longer, my friend. We’ve got you covered. Here are the next 100 sequels to Assassin’s Creed.
100) Assassin’s Creed Monet Haystack
Think art history is dull? Think again, my friend! Immerse yourself in this open-world Assassin’s Creed adventure, where you’ll find yourself amidst the picturesque fields of Monet’s iconic haystacks. You can hide inside these famous haystacks while Monet paints them. One mission can last from a few hours to days and months. This sequel offers an extraordinary historical experience you won’t want to miss. Consider yourself fortunate to be a part of this remarkable journey!
99) Assassin’s Creed 2:10am
Immerse yourself in the life of a man who cannot sleep. Engage in battles against hordes of intrusive thoughts, grappling with existential crises. Assassinate depression and anxiety as they assail you at 2:10 a.m. in the early stages of this anticipated sequel.
98) Assassin’s Creed Chicago
Set in 1980, you embody Blues Assassin Jake, just released from prison. Your mission: eradicate every Nazi from the streets of Chicago while uncovering lost blues artifacts. Alongside your brother Elwood, navigate the gritty cityscape. So, fasten your harmonica and don your black cape for this gritty adventure.
97) Assassin’s Creed Covid 2020-2022
In Assassin’s Creed: COVID 2020-2022, your enemies lurk in the air, spreading contagion. Your mission? Eliminate anyone who carries these airborne threats. Use the new hearing system to listen for sneezes and strike your blade through the lung of the unsuspecting enemy. Engage in immersive stealth tactics, utilizing masks for concealment.
96) Assassin’s Creed Gollum
One of the most anticipated games in the Assassin’s Creed series is set in Middle-earth, aptly titled ‘Assassin’s Creed Gollum.’ Immerse yourself in stunning gameplay and graphics as you embark on a new adventure. In this unique crossover, navigate the world of Middle-earth, eliminating hobbits and plundering treasures. With hopes for DLCs to expand your quest, may you acquire even more precious loot.
95) Assassin’s Creed Helter Skelter
Join the family of Charlie Manson at his cabin in the rural area of california in the late 60’s. Main quest involves murdering the wife of a famous film director. Side quests involve hallucinogenic drugs and murder. Disguise yourself as a fun hippie but be ready to kill!
94) Assassin’s Creed Whatever Happened Today
Ubisoft introduces its latest innovation, harnessing cutting-edge AI technology to craft a gaming experience tailored to your daily life. Imagine Pokémon Go with a deeper narrative twist. Simply download the app onto your phone and continue with your day-to-day activities. By day’s end, the app transforms your experiences into a personalized game. Are you prepared to raid your own household for loot? Or assassinate the mailman?
93) Assassin’s Creed Kronos
“bortaS bIr jablu’DI’ reH QaQqu’ nay'”
The eagerly awaited sequel to the Assassin’s Creed franchise propels you into an uncharted sector of the galaxy. Get ready for a fun adventure on the Klingon planet Kronos, where you’ll delve deep into the heart of Klingon culture, embracing the nuances of combat and assassination.
92) Assassin’s Creed Mom Goes To The Store
You are Steve, the stealthy assassin, awaiting your moment to strike. Your adventure is momentarily paused as Mom has yet to depart for the store. But fear not, in just five minutes, she’ll be out the door, granting you a 30-minute window to plunder and pilfer in what promises to be an exhilarating spree. Seize the opportunity to loot everything you can, but tread carefully as the final minutes tick away. You must ensure the house looks precisely as it did before Mom’s return, erasing any evidence of your escapades. You’ve got this, bro.
91) Assassin’s Creed Roswell
Step back into the 1950s, where the American dream reigns supreme. But wait, what’s that? A mysterious light in the sky beckons investigation. Before you know it, you’re face-to-face with an otherworldly sight—a crashed alien ship in the Arizona desert. Time to make a choice: will you align with the extraterrestrial visitors or side with the shadowy forces of the U.S. government intent on concealing the truth? The fate of humanity hangs in the balance. Choose wisely, Assassin.
90) Assassin’s Creed Hollywood Holocaust
It’s time to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I’m all out of gum. In this sequel you basically take the form of Duke Nukem and kill every alien on sight while saving the babes. Let’s face it. It’s a much better game that way. You want to loot? Only looting is the shells for your shotgun.
89) Assassin’s Creed Isla Nublar
Welcome to Jurassic Park. You thought the templars were tough. How about T-Rex? Try to fight that huge predator with your saber! Your hood is not going to save you when Dennis Nedry decides to follow his greed. Huge open world map with pointless side quests. Sound familiar? Life finds a way.
88) Assassin’s Creed That Time You Found Out Staying In Bed And Not Going To Work Is Cool
Ready for your next adventure? Call your boss you are sick and just stay in bed and loot procrastination boxes till midnight. Order some pizza and you are all set for the greatest adventure of a lifetime!
87) Assassin’s Creed Flip A Coin
This sequel has only one loot box in a huge open world map. Your main and also every side quest is to find it. When you finally arrive at the loot box and open it you will find a coin from it. Then one of the sickest mini games begins. Is it head or tails? Exciting!
86) Assassin’s Creed Home Guitarist
Time to loot pedals! Step into the memory of a soon-to-be legendary riff assassin. Armed with determination and a thirst for musical greatness. Main quest involves for you to record your first cover song playthrough video, but not before amassing over 200 looted pedals. The comment section is full of Templars but you ignore them just like you ignore any advice for your playing from your teacher. You are after all destined to be the greatest guitarist the world has ever seen. At least according to your mom.
85) Assassin’s Creed 2024
History is made now. This is the biggest Assassin’s Creed game ever made. You battle your way through Moscow only to find out that your next mission is to go against Trump. It’s up to you how you will survive Assassin’s Creed 2024.
84) Assassin’s Creed Big Bang
Embark on an epic journey to the very origins of existence in Assassin’s Creed Big Bang! Witness the monumental event that sparked the birth of the universe itself. This unprecedented adventure invites you to immerse yourself in the fiery chaos of creation, where every explosion shapes the course of cosmic history. Experience the awe-inspiring power of the Big Bang firsthand as you navigate through the primal forces that forged the cosmos. It’s a journey unlike any other, where you become a witness to the greatest moment in human history.
83) Assassin’s Creed One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest
Kill nurse Ratched.
82) Assassin’s Creed Spam Mail
Go through an infinite amount of spam mail in your inbox and eliminate all of them.
81) Assassin’s Creed Battlefield 4
Prepare for mind-blowing action with Assassin’s Creed: Battlefield 4! This revamped sequel takes the franchise to new heights with massive multiplayer deathmatches that will leave your palms sweaty. Engage in intense battles against rival teams, where your assassination skills are put to the test against expert snipers. One unique feature of the game is its ability to replay your deaths until you’ve had your fill of excitement. And when you’ve had enough, simply delete the game from your library and bid farewell to gaming forever.
80) Assassin’s Creed Ice Hockey World Championship 1995
Enter the arena of Assassin’s Creed Ice Hockey World Championship 1995! As a Finnish assassin, your mission is clear: thwart the Swedish Ice Hockey team at any cost to claim victory in the championship. Under the command of Swedish traitor Curt Lindström, you’ll navigate the high-stakes world of international sports, ensuring that the brotherhood’s interests prevail. Remember, loyalty to the brotherhood is paramount, even on the ice.
79) Assassin’s Creed Uncle’s Garage
Welcome to Assassin’s Creed: Uncle’s Garage! The Animus has transported you back to your uncle’s garage, where the sounds of Dire Straits’ “Money for Nothing” echo endlessly from a cassette tape. Amidst the haze of cigarette smoke and the scent of beer, your uncle sits, offering you a drink with a gruff “stay as a man.” Embrace your lineage as each mission unravels the mysteries hidden within your uncle’s drunken ramblings. Ubisoft’s attention to detail perfectly recreates the atmosphere of familial eccentricity.
78) Assassin’s Creed Of Us Remake
Welcome to the remastered Assassin’s Creed Of Us remake! Set in 2033, your mission is to escort a child to the doctor—again. But hey, at least the graphics are top-notch this time around! Get ready for plenty of stealth action, though haystacks are notably absent this time. Ubisoft’s clever twist in this sequel will keep you on your toes!
77) Assassin’s Creed Kingston Falls
Welcome to Assassin’s Creed: Kingston Falls, set in 1980s America during Christmas. Your dad’s gift—a seemingly innocent furry ball—unleashes chaos when it turns out to be a Gremlin. With unique water mechanics, the town soon swarms with Templar Gremlins. Ready your bow and prepare to take on the festive mayhem!
76) Assassin’s Creed USS Nostromo
Prepare for an interstellar journey in Assassin’s Creed USS Nostromo, set in the year 2122. Your mission: restore order aboard this spaceship. With powerful stealth mechanics at your disposal, navigate through a nightmare as the story unfolds. But beware, among the crew lurks a Templar robot. Can you uncover the traitor before it’s too late?
75) Assassin’s Creed New Jersey
You woke up this morning. Got yourself a gun, Mama always said you’d be. The Chosen One.
74) Assassin’s Creed Customer Service
Welcome to Assassin’s Creed Customer Service, where your mission is to tackle the ultimate challenge: the ringing phone. Answer it, and you’ll encounter angry customers demanding compensation. Choose wisely: grant their request and alter the course of your adventure, or stand firm and face the consequences. Navigate through a massive open-world map concealed within the confines of a small office cubicle, where every decision shapes your destiny. Get ready for an adrenaline-fueled journey unlike any other!
73) Assassin’s Creed Job Interview
Welcome to Assassin’s Creed Job Interview, where the stakes are higher than ever! Begin by selecting your finest cape, for appearance is everything. Embark on a grueling 100-hour journey through the intricacies of the job interview process, where every decision shapes your fate. But be warned: despite your best efforts, securing the job may remain elusive. Can you navigate the challenges and emerge victorious, or will the coveted position slip through your fingers? Prepare for the ultimate test of skill, strategy, and perseverance!
72) Assassin’s Creed Christmas 1988 Los Angeles
The templars have planned to take hostage the whole Nagasaki Building. Unfortunately they did not count for you, the great assassin being there. Neither did anyone else for that matter. Use your sword as you take down the Templars one by one. Yippee Ki Yay!
71) Assassin’s Creed Stardew Valley
Animus has brought you to a chill session at the farm. You farm and you farm and you farm. This sequel to one of the biggest franchises has it all! You have choices to either farm pumpkins or potatoes. Be careful though what you choose. The consequences might be fatal! Incredible deep immersive open world experience awaits you.
70) Assassin’s Creed Amsterdam
Another Animus glitch? Is this for real? You wake up from your own vomit at the youth hostel lobby floor. Somebody has stolen all your last night’s loot and it’s time for revenge. This insane sequel to Assassin’s Creed will have you at the edge of your seat while you hunt for the ones who stole your wallet and gave you mushrooms. That you ate. Because why not? Do you have any idea why the hell you were naked and pissing on that nice lady’s dog? In this city that embraces assassins, it’s time to reclaim your dignity and set things right.
69) Assassin’s Creed Blue Velvet
In memories, I walk with you. In memories, I talk to you. In memories, you’re mine, all the time. Forever. In memories…
68) Assassin’s Creed Birds
This sequel turns things around a bit. That bird who is always helping you is now against you and there are hundreds of those. Fight against armies of birds as they swarm over you every chance they get. This is going to be one of the hardest Assassin’s Creed games ever!
67) Assassin’s Creed Ghosting
You will meet a lot of characters who will tell you they are your friend or enemies and immediately lose contact with you. You can’t even find them on the map! There is no one to talk to. You are all alone in a huge open world setting.
66) Assassin’s Creed AA Meeting
Hello my name is Ezio and I have a problem.
65) Assassin’s Creed Hell
Ready to battle the final boss of all bosses? In this hellish sequel you are trapped inside the memories of a trapped soul in hell. You try to loot but you get nothing from the void. Hail Satan!
64) Assassin’s Creed Millennium
The year is 1999 and it’s new year’s eve. Everyone is afraid that their computers collapse when the clock hits midnight. What will happen is far worse. You will enter a decade of reality tv and pop music dominance. Loot all you can because in 2008 it all goes to shit.
63) Assassin’s Creed Interzone
Exterminate all rational thought.
62) Assassin’s Creed Windows Vista Release Party
Is that Bill Gates? Yes it is. Let’s go talk to him. Oh wait shit he is going to do something that will change the history of the world forever. Windows Vista. Your animus starts immediately glitching and the operator tells you that they just installed Windows Vista on Animus and it’s causing serious trouble. You’re probably not going to make it. Blue screen.
60) Assassin’s Creed In Da Club
Go shorty it’s your birthday. We are going to party like it’s your birthday. Main mission is to go after P Diddy. Side quests include hanging upside down in da club.
59) Assassin’s Creed Eating Chicken Wings With Your Brother
Prepare for an immersive day out with your brother. Don’t have a brother? No problem! Watch as your virtual sibling chokes on chicken wings, triggering a minigame where you desperately try to save him as death stares you in the eyes. Fuelled by vengeance against the chicken wing industry, you embark on a quest that leads you to hide in a haystack at a chicken farm. Get ready for a unique and unforgettable gaming experience!
58) Assassin’s Creed At The Dentist
In Assassin’s Creed At The Dentist, you’ll face one of the most dreaded challenges within the Animus: a trip to the dentist. Assume the role of Jeff as he finds himself in the dentist’s chair, grappling with the fear and discomfort of the situation. Can you help Jeff escape the ordeal, navigating through the daunting obstacles of drills and discomfort? Prepare for a thrilling and unexpected adventure in the most unexpected setting!
57) Assassin’s Creed Highschool History Class 1998
Here we go again motherfuckers. Time for a relaxing nap at Mr. Stevenson’s History Class. Can there be anything more boring than Mr- Stevenson’s history class? Probably your dad’s music collection but boy is this yawning. I think I am going to die in my sleep. Wait what? What kind of Animus memory is this?? I was supposed to fight the Templars! What?! Is this a glitch or Todd’s prank?
56) Assassin’s Creed Rocky
Step into the shoes of Apollo Creed as you confront a formidable Templar known as Rocky. Despite his reputation for toughness, you, Apollo, are the true master. Prepare for an epic showdown where skill and strategy will determine the victor. Can you defeat Rocky and thwart the Templar’s plans? The fate of the Creed lies in your hands.
55) Assassin’s Creed Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
Ubisoft will really blow people’s minds with this one! Spoiler alert! You are inside a memory of a chicken and your mission is to cross the road. Why? To get to the other side.
54) Assassin’s Creed Powerwash Simulator
Finally, you can scrub away the grime from the streets of Assassin’s Creed Valhalla and beyond. Immerse yourself in the soothing world of power washing as you clean every set piece from all the Assassin’s Creed games. It’s the perfect ASMR experience for when you need to unwind and relax. So grab your virtual pressure washer and get ready to make those streets sparkle!
53) Assassin’s Creed Sátántangó
In a desolated Hungarian village you are one of the villagers that gets drunk for the rest of the game. This sequel is full of hundreds of cutscenes that last 1 hour each.
52) Assassin’s Creed IKEA With Your Dad
In this mind bending sequel every opponent you face is your father, presenting an unbeatable challenge. As you navigate the labyrinthine IKEA together, you must endure his constant moaning and anxiety. Though you may share a bond akin to brothers, in this game, you are sworn enemies destined to confront each other. Can you overcome the ultimate test of familial rivalry and emerge victorious, or will the IKEA labyrinth claim you both?
51) Assassin’s Creed Late From Work
With the removal of running and fast travel, you’ll navigate the bustling city streets at a realistic pace, encountering the best side quests along the way. Feel the pressure of being late from work as you weave through crowds, dodge obstacles, and explore every corner of the cityscape. With each step, you’ll feel the weight of your mission bearing down on you, making every decision crucial to your success. Will you make it to work on time, or will the challenges of the city slow you down?
50) Assassin’s Creed Divorce
Step into the shoes of a child caught in the midst of their parents’ divorce, forced to listen to their arguments while trying to sleep in your room. The experience is heart-wrenching and impossible to escape, leaving you emotionally drained. By the end of the game, you are ready for years of therapy.
49) Assassin’s Creed Once Downloaded Immediately Deleted Game
You’ve downloaded the latest Assassin’s Creed game, only to find yourself instinctively deleting it from your hard drive moments later. It’s a puzzling glitch that defies explanation. With the Animus malfunctioning, the true mystery awaits unraveling. Can you uncover the secrets behind this strange occurrence, or will the glitch persist, leaving you questioning reality itself? The truth lies within the code.
48) Assassin’s Creed Bartender
Take on the role of a skilled assassin who also happens to be a master mixologist. Navigate through the bustling atmosphere of a lively tavern, where danger lurks in every corner. Utilize your stealthy skills to eavesdrop on conversations, gather intel, and carry out covert missions—all while crafting the perfect cocktails for your patrons. Maybe you can craft one drink for yourself? Why not? It has been a long day after all.
47) Assassin’s Creed Wish Number 1
Remember that time you had three wishes and your first wish was the one that sucked the most. Well Ubisoft has something special for you this time around! They have built a game that uses the latest technology to bring every gamer their wish number 1. Here is an example of three common wishes. Wish number 1: I wish that I was cool. Wish number 2: I wish that I am rich. Wish number 3: I wish that I live forever. In this example you start as the coolest cat around. You are an ice cube. You have to finish the game before you melt but it is impossible because you are an ice cube. What a ride! It’s a true Assassin’s Creed game after all!
46) Assassin’s Creed Infinite
Assume the role of Master Chief, an ancient futuristic warrior, as he battles against the Banished Templar, an alien faction threatening the fabric of reality. Armed with advanced weaponry and special equipment like the Grappleshot, players must navigate treacherous terrain, engage in intense firefights, and unravel the mysteries of a universe on the brink of collapse. Get ready for an adrenaline-pumping adventure unlike anything you’ve experienced before!
45) Assassin’s Creed Fallout 5
Assassin’s Creed, Assassin’s Creed never changes. Glitching haystacks are laid all over the wasteland waiting for you to jump in them. Long in the making, Assassin’s Creed Fallout 5 is expected to release in 2032.
44) Assassin’s Creed Fentanyl
This time around your character decides to take Fentanyl instead of Animus. The results are somewhat relaxing. Watch as your character sleeps 20 hours straight on a subway station concrete floor. Intense battles are a distant memory at this point. Time to zone off. Just one fix.
43) Assassin’s Creed One Last Breath
Please come now, I think I’m falling
I’m holding on to all I think is safe
It seems I found the road to nowhere
And I’m trying to escape
I yelled back when I heard thunder
But I’m down to one last breath
And with it, let me say
Let me say
Hold me now
I’m six feet from the edge and I’m thinking
Maybe six feet ain’t so far down
42) Assassin’s Creed Destruction Derby
Fight against all your favorite Assassin’s Creed characters in a new destruction derby style racing game from Ubisoft! Realtime destruction mechanics and like over 10 maps all around the world. How about racing around the pyramids? Or an ice ring at Valhalla? This game will blow your fucking mind!
41) Assassin’s Creed NHL 94
Time to lace up your skates and hit the ice in a battle for the Stanley Cup! Prepare to face off against the nefarious Templar team in every match as you strive for hockey glory. Ubisoft breaks new ground by introducing innovative 2D graphics to the Assassin’s Creed franchise, providing a fresh and unique gaming experience. Get ready for revamped fighting mechanics that deliver the most realistic hockey combat ever seen in a video game. It’s time to show your skills on the ice and lead your team to victory in this thrilling blend of assassin action and hockey mayhem!
42) Assassin’s Creed Story
Step into the imaginative world of a small boy’s room, where you join a colorful cast of toys on a quest for the ultimate prize: the boy’s attention. In this whimsical sequel, you’ll utilize stealth mechanics to navigate the precarious landscape of a child’s playroom, blending seamlessly into your surroundings.
41) Assassin’s Creed Baby Got Back
Ubisoft teams up with rap group Sir Mix A Lot to bring you a never before seen masterpiece in gaming. You use Animus to get inside the memory of a big butt. They used months to model a realistic toilet bowl for this game. Engineers all over the world want to use this sequel’s 3d graphics to build toilet bowls. It’s just so good!
40) Assassin’s Creed The Barbarian
Master actor Arnold Schwarzenegger was approached by the Ubisoft team to play once again Conan The Barbarian. Arnold is back! But there is a twist! You use Animus to play as Conan the barbarian and fight your way in the 1980’s South France. Side Quests include winery building and drinking wine. When your character gets too drunk he starts wielding his huge sword around. The French are baffled!
39) Assassin’s Creed Predator
Anytime. Over here. Anytime. See that in the trees? It’s the fucking Predator. Nothing will prepare you as you get inside the memory of Hawkins. His mind is so twisted and fucked up that you question reality itself. Try to finish the mission when the monologue inside your head is filled with “pussy jokes”. At press time Ubisoft did not comment on the status of this sequel. But we know it’s out there. Hiding.
38) Assassin’s Creed Drive Down The Memory Lane
With the incredible power of the Animus, Ubisoft presents the biggest sequel yet, allowing you to explore the infinite depths of the DNA chain. Relive cherished memories and poignant moments as you drive down the lanes of nostalgia. From the tree where you shared your first kiss to the park bench where your heart was broken, every corner holds a piece of your history. That was actually the park bench where she broke up with you after you told her that you love Assassin’s Creed games. Remember the time you ate peanuts and discovered your allergy? This game will leave you breathless!
37) Assassin’s Creed The Hedgehog
Experience thrilling gameplay mechanics as you dash through vibrant environments, mastering the art of running, jumping, and collecting rings. Get ready for an extra dose of nostalgia as this sequel takes on the beloved sidescroller format, offering a perfect blend of classic and modern gaming. With its fast-paced action and addictive gameplay, speedrunners are sure to flock to this exciting new adventure. Lace up your sneakers and prepare to race through memories like never before in Assassin’s Creed The Hedgehog!
36) Assassin’s Fear And Loathing
You are somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs begin to take hold. You say something like “I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive. . . .” And suddenly there is a terrible roar all around and the sky is full of what look like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which is going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice is screaming “Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn Templars?”
35) Assassin’s Creed Hurt
Ubisoft explores a darker and more introspective approach to the franchise. Inspired by the haunting lyrics of the 90s Nine Inch Nails classic, this game delves into themes of pain, self-reflection, and resilience. Navigate through a world where every action leaves a mark, challenging players to confront their own mortality and inner demons. With its emotionally charged narrative and atmospheric gameplay, Assassin’s Creed Hurt promises to push boundaries and captivate audiences in ways never seen before.
34) Assassin’s Creed Watching A Squirrel In A Tree
Immerse yourself in the tranquil setting of Germany in 1786. As a nobleman in a park, your primary objective is simple: watch a squirrel in a tree. However, the true challenge lies in the intricacies of the side missions, all of which revolve around observing the squirrel in various contexts and environments. Exciting!
33) Assassin’s Creed At The Grocery Store
What to eat tonight? You are inside the memory of a grocery store customer. I hope it’s pizza again! This sequel is focused more on different endings you’ll have through your decisions. You can choose pizza or you can choose different kinds of pizza. Fun right?
32) Assassin’s Creed Alone In A Car
Ever felt sad? You will now.
31) Assassin’s Creed Sewage System Repair Man
The main mission of this game is so disgusting that Ubisoft is afraid that anybody will be interested in playing this game. The mission involves you to clean the sewage system of 1970s New York. Fight against alligators and homeless people with rats in their mouth in this most accurate historical open world ever made.
30) Assassin’s Creed 4ever
This sequel has been in development hell since the first Assassin’s Creed game back in 2007. Rumored to be the greatest sequel ever made. Early leaks tell otherwise. Gaming community is worried.
29) Assassin’s Creed Episode 3
After the success of Assassin’s Creed II, Ubisoft outsourced the next sequel to Valve. The sequel has yet to be released. Rumored to be in development hell for ages.
28) Assassin’s Creed Dinner With Gordon Ramsay
Ubisoft tests its wings on the cooking simulator genre with this anticipated sequel to one of the greatest franchises ever made. Main mission is to prepare an ala carte dinner for Gordon Ramsay. Side missions include preparing side dishes and desserts. Gordon Ramsay is rumored to be one of the toughest final bosses in gaming history.
27) Assassin’s Creed Hitman
After meeting with Ezio, Agent 47 goes missing. Roll the credits.
26) Assassin’s Creed Fetal Position
First cutscene of this game shows the main character jumping into a haystack and for some reason staying there a considerable amount of time. The game has only one mission and that is to stay inside the comforting dark haystack in a fetal position and cry yourself to sleep.
25) Assassin’s Creed Shock
Plunge into the depths of an ancient underwater city known as Rapture City. While it may not be Atlantis, the mysteries that await you beneath the waves are just as thrilling. Dive into the memories of a man endowed with extraordinary abilities, including the power to shoot fire from his hand.
24) Assassin’s Creed Clean Your Plate
The liver casserole is not tasty enough for you? Think about the children in Africa. If you don’t clean your plate, you will have no tv for the rest of the week!
23) Assassin’s Creed Is A Afraid
Ubisoft has no idea what this game is about and they don’t care.
22) Assassin’s Creed Avenger
The leaked cutscene of this sequel showcases the protagonist’s dramatic plunge into a toxic radioactive waste barrel. While this departure from the usual haystacks may seem unconventional, it’s a bold move by Ubisoft that hints at a fresh and innovative approach to the franchise.
21) Assassin’s Creed Taste
The aliens have come from space to make burgers out of humans. You are inside the memory of a New Zealand man called Derek and ready to eliminate all the alien bastards. Weapons include chainsaw and a bowl of vomit. Prepare for intense battles and unexpected twists as you fight to save humanity from becoming intergalactic fast food. Will you have the stomach to face the ultimate culinary showdown?
20) Assassin’s Creed Shrunk The Brotherhood
Honey? I shrunk the brotherhood! As the Brotherhood is mysteriously shrunken down, you must navigate the vast open world from a new perspective. Embark on a journey through the intricate landscapes of a Templar’s body, from crawling through ear canals to striking at the heart of their brain with your blade. With a massive open world to explore, every grain of sand and drop of water presents a new challenge to overcome. Get ready for an epic adventure where size doesn’t matter, but stealth and strategy are key. Will you unravel the mystery and restore the Brotherhood to its rightful size?
19) Assassin’s Creed To The Future
Great Scott! Embark on a time-bending adventure with Doc Brown and a hotwired Animus attached to a DeLorean! Abstergo Industries has recruited Doc to alter the course of history and prevent Ubisoft from creating any more games in the Assassin’s Creed franchise. Travel to the 2000s USA, where you’ll navigate through iconic landmarks and pivotal moments in gaming history.
18) Assassin’s Creed Busters
Who you gonna call? The brotherhood! Time to bust some ancient templar ghosts. Ubisoft has gone all out with a focus on four-player co-op in this thrilling sequel. Join forces with fellow assassins as you battle spectral enemies across haunted landscapes and ancient ruins. But be careful not to cross swords with your allies in the heat of battle! Teamwork is key as you unravel the mysteries of the afterlife and put an end to the Templar’s ghostly schemes once and for all.
17) Assassin’s Creed Doing The Laundry![]()
Ever wondered what it was like to wash your dirty hood and boots in the holy land in 1191? Well soon you can with the Assassin’s Creed Doing The Laundry game. Range of weapons includes some rocks and wood. You will soon realize that white hood and blood don’t mix that well.
16) Assassin’s Creed Change A Broken Tire
Assassin’s Creed fans aka. Creed Heads have wished for this sequel for a long time. One of the most interesting concepts in the Assassin’s Creed universe comes to life in a beautiful open world tire changing simulator. Time to get your hands dirty and change those pesky Templars!
15) Assassin’s Creed At The Drive Thru
Brace yourself for a pulse-pounding experience as you wait for your turn inside a car! With no haystacks in sight, your only obstacles are the tantalizing temptations of fast food and the looming specter of diabetes and cardiac arrest.
14) Assassin’s Creed At The Zoo
Begin your journey as a captive gorilla, locked in a cage by the zoo’s Templar president. But as you uncover the truth behind the zoo’s sinister operations, you rise up to overthrow your captors and liberate your fellow animals. With stealth and cunning, navigate through the various exhibits, using your strength and agility to outmaneuver the Templar guards and free the oppressed creatures of the zoo.
13) Assassin’s Creed Warehouse
Step into the daily life of a logistics expert at the Ubisoft warehouse, situated in the vast expanse of the Sahara desert. As you navigate the intricacies of storing and organizing massive amounts of Assassin’s Creed sequels, you’ll encounter challenges and secrets hidden within the sprawling facility. Main mission includes sitting hours in the toilet playing Assassin’s Creed Rebellion
12) Assassin’s Creed Doom Scroll
Ubisoft introduces a game tailored to the digital age, set within the intricate depths of the Assassin’s Creed User Interface. Journey through an endless stream of settings and options, meticulously crafted to capture the attention of dopamine addicts everywhere. As you delve deeper into the interface, you’ll find yourself navigating through a labyrinth of choices, each more captivating and soul-crushing than the last. But beware, for the allure of endless scrolling may lead to a descent into despair, leaving you haunted by the echoes of your own toilet flush. Will you find solace amidst the chaos of the Doom Scroll, or will you succumb to its tantalizing grip? The choice is yours buddy!
11) Assassin’s Creed Judgement Day
In a twisted turn of events the Animus transports you into the memory of the formidable killing machine, T-1000. Tasked with protecting John Connor from the clutches of the evil Templars. Yet again Arnold reprised one of his famous roles for this amazing video game crossover sequel. He’ll be back.
10) Assassin’s Creed Ridley Scott’s Napoleon
One of the greatest movies ever made turned into a one of the greatest sequels to one of the greatest video game franchises ever made. Metacritic score will explode with this one.
9) Assassin’s Creed CSI Miami
Oh shit! Murder has been committed at the Abstergo Industries. Horatio Caine is here and he just took off his sunglasses. As a DNA warrior, you must utilize your stealth mechanics to navigate through the crime scene and evade detection. With no haystacks in sight, your skills will be put to the ultimate test as you unravel the mystery behind the murder and stay one step ahead of Horatio’s keen eye.
8) Assassin’s Creed And Butt-head
You said ‘Animus’ uhuhuh huh.
7) Assassin’s Creed 76
Behold. The greatest multiplayer game ever made is coming to you soon. This sequel will define what multiplayer games are made of.
6) Assassin’s Creed Field
Ever imagined traversing galaxies brimming with Assassin’s Creed worlds? Well, dream no more, Ezio! The upcoming sequel to the best franchise ever made is going to take blast from the past to the next level. We are talking about completely bending time and going to space. Equip your sword and prepare for zero-gravity assassinations. With over 1000 planets and historical timelines to explore, this expansive open-world game, years in the making, promises an unparalleled adventure.
5) Assassin’s Creed, Coyote And Badger
Every great hero requires steadfast companions. Among the finest are Coyote and Badger, who journey together under the cloak of night. Your mission? Join their furry escapades and venture into an immersive open world like never before, all while remembering to take occasional naps. The innovative Trail Camera System (TCS) revolutionizes gameplay in this Assassin’s Creed installment, allowing you to control your character solely from its perspective.
4) Assassin’s Creed PGA Tour
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You like golf? Neither do we. But fear not! The next Ubisoft classic brings Assassin’s Creed to where it truly belongs: the lush green fields of the PGA Tour. Utilize your sword and stealth kills to secure that elusive hole-in-one. Just be sure not to trip over your hood in the process.
3) Assassin’s Creed At The Movies
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Lights, camera, action! In this sequel, Ubisoft takes you to 1920s Hollywood, the era of early cinema. The game is filled with cutscenes from previous Assassin’s Creed titles, as your character finds themselves working in a 1920s movie theater. You’ll need to assassinate annoying customers and complete plenty of side quests, including cleaning the toilets.
2) Assassin’s Creed Suit Larry
Get ready for the sexiest adventure yet! Slip into your leisure hood and delve into a world of sleazy yet luxurious hotels, ships, beaches, resorts, and casinos. With stealth mechanics at your disposal, you can choose whether to use your charm to pick up women or explore the world at your own pace. But beware, as the seductive allure of the high life may lead to unexpected twists and turns.
1) Assassin’s Creed Tinder Date
Write to your Tinder profile that you read this list all the way down and we promise you’ll get hundreds of matches. If not, blame Ubisoft!
