Jeremy Kaplowitz
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PARIS — Top climate scientists released a new peer-reviewed research paper today, which warns that all Super Mario stages will…
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Courtney Baka
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NEON MAZE — Ms. Pac-Man resigned herself to yet another meal of white dots after an emotionally exhausting afternoon of swimsuit…
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EA announced a surprise addition to the Battlefield franchise in a press release this morning: a new Battlefield 1 game…
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Mark Roebuck
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SPOKANE, Wash. — Sources revealed today that legendary NBA point guard John Stockton has spent most of his retirement pursuing…
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M.J. Amory
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WASHINGTON — The Department of Veteran Affairs revealed a catch-all cure for combat veterans that simply requires them to hide…
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Bobby D. Lux
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Looks like there’s a new top ice-themed super-villain around these parts and it ain’t that bucket-head Mr. Freeze. It’s me,…
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Rick Homuth
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E3’s been over for some time now, and it’s time we face facts — there just isn’t going to be…
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Ashley Naftule
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SAN FRANCISCO — Game designer Andrea Falco was shocked to discover some constructive criticism in the middle of a 6,000-word…
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Ted Kindig
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Not your king, huh? Grow up. Quick question: are you a citizen of the Mushroom Kingdom? And is there a…
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Mark Roebuck
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CORNELIA, World A — A heated confrontation took place at the item shop earlier today, involving a black mage who…
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